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Kryton

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Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« on: August 13, 2020, 07:32:51 PM »


Here's Farage vigilantly looking out for invading children and impoverished families struggling to get over the water without dying. But maybe something else is happening? Maybe there's a dog with a weird face or a painting of the incredible hulk or a MOAI statue emerging out the water? Maybe there's dogshit all over his face and hands?

Incidentally I lied about the HOT PRIZES. The Prize is tepid and non-existent (at best).

Do your thing CaB.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2020, 07:56:22 PM »

Butchers Blind

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2020, 07:57:46 PM »
What's he going to do when he sees one, jot it down in his Observers Book of Xenophobia?

Kryton

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2020, 08:04:03 PM »
What's he going to do when he sees one, jot it down in his Observers Book of Xenophobia?

Wade out up to his chest chin and twat them.

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2020, 08:09:11 PM »
I'm looking over a port called Dover,
That I over-looked before.

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2020, 08:13:32 PM »
Ugh.

Can see why he normally favours a shirt and blazer, he's got the physique of a peperami.

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2020, 08:14:22 PM »

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2020, 08:15:05 PM »
I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with brown blood.

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2020, 08:22:15 PM »

Annie Labuntur

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2020, 08:27:33 PM »
His shirt pattern at the beginning of this video makes it look like he's trapped in the fence. https://www.facebook.com/nigelfarageofficial/videos/230059354979971/

That really is all I've got.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2020, 10:38:06 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2020, 05:14:17 PM »

Non Stop Dancer

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2020, 06:22:38 PM »
Marvelous.

Annie Labuntur

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2020, 06:32:14 PM »
Is that the AA or RAC on the left? I'm thinking of swapping.

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2020, 06:44:36 PM »


"... I'd die for it, England."

Kryton

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2020, 07:38:48 PM »

king_tubby

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2020, 08:03:23 PM »
Thomas, that literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

Shit Good Nose

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« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2020, 09:53:31 PM »

Glebe

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2020, 09:54:43 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2020, 10:32:57 PM »

Glebe

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2020, 10:46:30 PM »

Gradual Decline

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« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2020, 10:52:15 PM »

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2020, 11:58:08 PM »
i am enjoying all of these

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2020, 12:39:22 AM »

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2020, 12:47:14 AM »
These are great. Would love to see Thriller album cover but that's probably a bit too obvious.

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2020, 12:54:24 AM »
Fantastic Hand!
And you too Gradual Decline ( Is that John C from Hastings?); and all the rest.
O it's just so lovely to be among the first to witness this Farage phantasmagorica.

Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2020, 01:08:43 AM »
Fantastic Hand!

I should't have tried to do it half-pissed, it's a very slapdash job and there's an extra leg unaccounted. But maybe that's funnier.

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Re: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2020, 01:44:21 AM »
These are great. Would love to see Thriller album cover but that's probably a bit too obvious.

Not thriller, but...


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