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Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes)

Started by Kryton, August 13, 2020, 07:32:51 PM

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Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


steve98

"Ah here now fellas, we all like a bit of craic, but puttin' Dobbie in a sex-dungeon? with them two? Ah now come on fellas. I have children, I'm a family man and a lay-minister. What if my congregation saw that? Could you not put a hood on him?" -

Dobbie's owner.


shiftwork2



Kryton




Glebe



Little and Farage (chuckle!). Yes I had to flip it because Syd's name would have been backwards on the helmet.

I was gonna stick Michael jumping off Cromer Pier in Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa into the Partridge one but I could nae find a pic oh well.




Glebe


Shoulders?-Stomach!


Paul Calf

Quote from: Buelligan on August 15, 2020, 11:40:36 AM
Can I just mention how truly horrible that look is? 

Sort of neat child casual asexual with the really dreadful, over coiffed glued-down cheer-up-love hair and wolfish shades on top and then the dead body posed like a Victor Mature Sex Doll?

Is it just me?

It's the sockless business-casual shoes that really make the acid rise up the gullet for me.

Quote from: Paul Calf on August 18, 2020, 08:30:25 AM
It's the sockless business-casual shoes that really make the acid rise up the gullet for me.

Yep, those gaping, ill fitted leather moccasins are rank.



Is that a pager?

Bet the cunt's got a bluetooth headset in his left ear too.

frajer

Quote from: Better Midlands on August 18, 2020, 08:46:47 AM
Yep, those gaping, ill fitted leather moccasins are rank.



Is that a pager?

Bet the cunt's got a bluetooth headset in his left ear too.

Pacemaker.

"Fit it on the outside," roared Farage. "I want them to see."

steve98

Mock ye not the moccasins, till ye have strolled a mile in them.

Paul Calf

Quote from: steve98 on August 18, 2020, 08:50:08 AM
Mock ye not the moccasins, till ye have strolled a mile in them.

Walk a mile in those without socks on and the next thing you'll do with them is burn them in disgust.


Glebe


wosl


Kryton

Some wonderful entries here.



This one especially made me howl.

Head Gardener



Dex Sawash

Can someone put him on the bumming to death machine?



steve98

That's an image that would have benefited from the addition of the sad-eyed brown dog. Sitting faithfully by his master's bedside* as he decomposes, among the MOAB dildos and Dutch volleyball mags.

*Think Greyfrier's Bobby

Lord Mandrake

I don't have the dog but there's an evil crocodile face in there maybe.

steve98

You "don't have the dog"? You don't have Dobbie? Come on man, he's everywhere.