Author Topic: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes) (Read 41535 times)

Kryton · « **on:** August 13, 2020, 07:32:51 PM »

Here's Farage vigilantly looking out for invading children and impoverished families struggling to get over the water without dying. But maybe something else is happening? Maybe there's a dog with a weird face or a painting of the incredible hulk or a MOAI statue emerging out the water? Maybe there's dogshit all over his face and hands?

Incidentally I lied about the HOT PRIZES. The Prize is tepid and non-existent (at best).

Do your thing CaB.

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2020, 07:56:22 PM »

Butchers Blind · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2020, 07:57:46 PM »

What's he going to do when he sees one, jot it down in his Observers Book of Xenophobia?

Kryton · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2020, 08:04:03 PM »

Quote from: Butchers Blind on August 13, 2020, 07:57:46 PM

What's he going to do when he sees one, jot it down in his Observers Book of Xenophobia?

Wade out up to his ~~chest~~ chin and twat them.

steve98 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2020, 08:09:11 PM »

I'm looking over a port called Dover,
That I over-looked before.

frajer · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2020, 08:13:32 PM »

Ugh.

Can see why he normally favours a shirt and blazer, he's got the physique of a peperami.

Cold Meat Platter · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2020, 08:14:22 PM »

steve98 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2020, 08:15:05 PM »

I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with brown blood.

Spoon of Ploff · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2020, 08:22:15 PM »

Annie Labuntur · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2020, 08:27:33 PM »

His shirt pattern at the beginning of this video makes it look like he's trapped in the fence. https://www.facebook.com/nigelfarageofficial/videos/230059354979971/

That really is all I've got.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2020, 10:38:06 PM »

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on August 13, 2020, 08:22:15 PM

a winnar is you

Mr Farenheit · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2020, 05:14:17 PM »

Non Stop Dancer · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2020, 06:22:38 PM »

Marvelous.

Annie Labuntur · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2020, 06:32:14 PM »

Is that the AA or RAC on the left? I'm thinking of swapping.

steve98 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2020, 06:44:36 PM »

"... I'd die for it, England."

Kryton · « **Reply #15 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:06:35 PM »

Quote from: Mr Farenheit on August 14, 2020, 05:14:17 PM

Great stuff!

Thomas · « **Reply #16 on:** August 14, 2020, 07:38:48 PM »

king_tubby · « **Reply #17 on:** August 14, 2020, 08:03:23 PM »

Thomas, that literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

Shit Good Nose · « **Reply #18 on:** August 14, 2020, 09:53:31 PM »

Glebe · « **Reply #19 on:** August 14, 2020, 09:54:43 PM »

Cursus · « **Reply #20 on:** August 14, 2020, 10:32:57 PM »

Glebe · « **Reply #21 on:** August 14, 2020, 10:46:30 PM »

Gradual Decline · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2020, 10:52:15 PM »

idunnosomename · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2020, 11:58:08 PM »

i am enjoying all of these

Hand Solo · « **Reply #24 on:** August 15, 2020, 12:39:22 AM »

bgmnts · « **Reply #25 on:** August 15, 2020, 12:47:14 AM »

These are great. Would love to see Thriller album cover but that's probably a bit too obvious.

steve98 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 15, 2020, 12:54:24 AM »

Fantastic Hand!
And you too Gradual Decline ( Is that John C from Hastings?); and all the rest.
O it's just so lovely to be among the first to witness this Farage phantasmagorica.

Hand Solo · « **Reply #27 on:** August 15, 2020, 01:08:43 AM »

Quote from: steve98 on August 15, 2020, 12:54:24 AM

Fantastic Hand!

I should't have tried to do it half-pissed, it's a very slapdash job and there's an extra leg unaccounted. But maybe that's funnier.

JesusAndYourBush · « **Reply #28 on:** August 15, 2020, 01:44:21 AM »

Quote from: bgmnts on August 15, 2020, 12:47:14 AM

These are great. Would love to see Thriller album cover but that's probably a bit too obvious.

Not thriller, but...

the · « **Reply #29 on:** August 15, 2020, 02:48:15 AM »

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Author Topic: Farage photoshop contest (Hot prizes) (Read 41535 times)