Further lockdown easing despite high number of cases

[BlodwynPig]

ooh you've really triggered me!

you win!

You are not a white van man, that is a mere aspiration. Sitting in your mum's spare bedroom playing White Van Man Simulator while your fishfingers and beans get cold.

[phantom_power]

well you work in the public sector, so i don't expect you to have any synmpathies to the millions who face economic catastrophe in the private sector

and the likelihood of the far left capitalizing on the turmoil just sweetens the deal!

The truth is you are such a selfish venal cunt you can't imagine everyone else not being, so everyone's motivations have to be the same as yours. People say you are a troll, which is true, but some also seem to think you don't believe the things you say. I think that is giving you too much credit. You really are a dim, nasty shit-stain on humanity

[royce coolidge]

White van men can die off for all I care. Call me racist, but they should be sent to the bottom of the sea.

I hope your new job gives you less time to post utter shit like this.

[BlodwynPig]

I hope your new job gives you less time to post utter shit like this.

touched a nerve Mondeo man? ha ha ha ha.

See no problem with my statement. The cult of White Van Man is a pestilence. A sinking of the working class.

[idunnosomename]

White vans matter

[BlodwynPig]

Will somebody think of the rentals?

[jobotic]

maybe it's you getting old?

https://www.england.nhs.uk/statistics/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/08/COVID-19-total-announced-deaths-20-August-2020.xlsx

Those are hospital deaths you thick cunt. And if you can read - they are likely to be added to in the coming days. They don't get added to the stats on the day they happen. So six have taken place outside of hospitals. According to government figures. And the rest.
Anyway do you see that big bit in your graph? Do you like that bit? Your Masters did that. Are you swelling with pride?

[royce coolidge]

touched a nerve Mondeo man? ha ha ha ha.

See no problem with my statement. The cult of White Van Man is a pestilence. A sinking of the working class.

Yes of course,awful working class men doing useful and needed work,plumbers,electricians,builders,delivery men.
Then you a fake leftist academic whittling on about your next placement for your 'career'. Such vital work that you spend all day in judgement and trying to scare people about Covid.
You're a joke mate.

[bgmnts]

Whilst I agree a single plumber is more useful than Blodwyn, all tradesmen are lazy, misogynistic pond life.

[BlodwynPig]

Yes of course,awful working class men doing useful and needed work,plumbers,electricians,builders,delivery men.
Then you a fake leftist academic whittling on about your next placement for your 'career'. Such vital work that you spend all day in judgement and trying to scare people about Covid.
You're a joke mate.

Not all plumbers are white van men. Not all white van men are plumbers.

if you want to hurl abuse for some gentle ribbing of an artificial construct then fine, but don't fucking get too personal will you. The pandemic is real. It's not scaring people. I'm more scared than the average - I want people to be considerate and thoughtful.

And I'm not a joke thank you. But I'm not going to rise to your straw man challenge to prove that my work has meaning. You don't need to know.

[BlodwynPig]

Whilst I agree a single plumber is more useful than Blodwyn, all tradesmen are lazy, misogynistic pond life.

I've blocked and unblocked many a toilet. I also work in wastewater and the work I do is a lot more 'important' for the planet in relative terms than you getting your O-ring replaced.

[royce coolidge]

Whilst I agree a single plumber is more useful than Blodwyn, all tradesmen are lazy, misogynistic pond life.

fucking hell,you of all people calling others lazy,try working for a change instead of bleating self pity on here from your wankpit. And there's plenty of women craftspeople who use vans,still I suppose they hate themselves at ?

[BlodwynPig]

fucking hell,you of all people calling others lazy,try working for a change instead of bleating self pity on here from your wankpit. And there's plenty of women craftspeople who use vans,still I suppose they hate themselves at ?

are you...are you perhaps an owner and driver of a white van? Parked up at your mansion is it? Have you polished the horn? Back issues of The Sun piling up in the back. Stink of ancient bacon a daily delight for the pedestrians you snatch off the street to 'convert'.

If this is the case, I apologise profusely. Honest working people, salt of the earth.

[royce coolidge]

Not all plumbers are white van men. Not all white van men are plumbers.

if you want to hurl abuse for some gentle ribbing of an artificial construct then fine, but don't fucking get too personal will you. The pandemic is real. It's not scaring people. I'm more scared than the average - I want people to be considerate and thoughtful.

And I'm not a joke thank you. But I'm not going to rise to your straw man challenge to prove that my work has meaning. You don't need to know.

Bollocks, from you it's gentle ribbing ,but from me it's abuse ?
And I'll say what I like pal,before your usual pie and pint shit.

[Cuellar]

"Hello I'm a white van man, may I please fuck your wife?"
"Er...no thank you!"

How is that scenario meant to play out under a Corbyn government?

[royce coolidge]

are you...are you perhaps an owner and driver of a white van? Parked up at your mansion is it? Have you polished the horn? Back issues of The Sun piling up in the back. Stink of ancient bacon a daily delight for the pedestrians you snatch off the street to 'convert'.

If this is the case, I apologise profusely. Honest working people, salt of the earth.

Not personally mate I live in social housing on a council estate,though I have friends who use vans for work and they are good people,not perfect but who is ?
For all your forum Hardman act,you're just scared of people like us,so stick to rubbing your chin with your elbow patch mates,but wondering how you can fuck them over for your career progression.

[BlodwynPig]

Bollocks, from you it's gentle ribbing ,but from me it's abuse ?
And I'll say what I like pal,before your usual pie and pint shit.

I submit to the CABLAD diktat

[BlodwynPig]

Not personally mate I live in social housing on a council estate,though I have friends who use vans for work and they are good people,not perfect but who is ?
For all your forum Hardman act,you're just scared of people like us,so stick to rubbing your chin with your elbow patch mates,but wondering how you can fuck them over for your career progression.

Touché. Never claimed to be a hardman, but thanks for the compliment. I got family who are of your ilk, friend. They stink of the Sun and bacon, what can I say...

For transparency, I don't dislike white van men in principle, just the cunts.

[Dog Botherer]

white van men are by definition small business owners and therefore members of the bourgeoisie, all of whom will be exterminated under the inevitable COMMUNIST rule of COMRADE jermy crobyn

[bgmnts]

fucking hell,you of all people calling others lazy,try working for a change instead of bleating self pity on here from your wankpit. And there's plenty of women craftspeople who use vans,still I suppose they hate themselves at ?

I think the white van fumes have messed with your head. It was a joke.

I'm not lazy, sadly.

[royce coolidge]

Touché. Never claimed to be a hardman, but thanks for the compliment. I got family who are of your ilk, friend. They stink of the Sun and bacon, what can I say...

For transparency, I don't dislike white van men in principle, just the cunts.

My Ilk? Get fucked you twat,you'll be voting Tory soon,I'm 30 years a veggie and I despise the Sun,I've been a shop steward for the AEU. You're a bigot mate,just concentrate on climbing that greasy pole.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What an absolute pile of shit of a thread.

[Cuellar]

I see the R NUMBER is creeping up too.

Just want a vaccine at this point I've got to be honest.

[Schrodingers Cat]

"Hello I'm a white van man, may I please fuck your wife?"
"Er...no thank you!"

How is that scenario meant to play out under a Corbyn government?

Well, I suppose "from each according to his means, to each according to his need", so technically, if he's not had it in months and is desperate for a shag, and you and your wife have been at it like rabbits recently, then you really have no choice but to let him have a go on your wife. *Shrugs*

Fucking communism, eh? They just haven't thought it through.





Sorry, what were we talking about again? Coronavirus? I think they should just get it done, myself. It's been dragging on long enough. Just get it done.

[jobotic]

Two deaths yesterday on NHSE site now Paulie.

Still, none for tomorrow so far - Hurrah for Boris!

[BlodwynPig]

My Ilk? Get fucked you twat,you'll be voting Tory soon,I'm 30 years a veggie and I despise the Sun,I've been a shop steward for the AEU. You're a bigot mate,just concentrate on climbing that greasy pole.

I applaud your endeavours at the coal face of life. Paint your van red and we can be comrades.

[Dr Rock]

Blodwyn Is more of a nihilist absurdist than a bigot, correct me if I'm wrong.

[BlodwynPig]

Blodwyn Is more of a nihilist absurdist than a bigot, correct me if I'm wrong.

Someone 'gets me'. Thank you.

[Zetetic]

If I'm a xenophobe, then BlodwynPig is a bigot.

[BlodwynPig]

If I'm a xenophobe, then BlodwynPig is a bigot.

What's this, 3 men in a boat?