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BlodwynPig

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2020, 11:08:28 AM »
You ignored the comment above calling you out, you've been done like a kipper Blodwyn.

?? Shoulder's comment??

Done like a kipper?

That would be Arbroath or Alnmouth, not Cornwall where the fields are turning red with the blood of Covid mockers.

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #61 on: August 20, 2020, 11:59:20 AM »
?? Shoulder's comment??

Done like a kipper?

That would be Arbroath or Alnmouth, not Cornwall where the fields are turning red with the blood of Covid mockers.

Think they meant Blinder Data's comment about you going to the CaB meet.

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #62 on: August 20, 2020, 08:05:14 PM »
4,750 cases in France today! Those are numbers they were getting at its peak in April.

Close to eff all in terms of deaths though.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/france/

Not exactly alone with this either are they? Something's up. A lot of countries that had a severe first wave aren't seeing huge numbers of deaths to accompany the July/August rise of infections.

It increasingly looks like there has been wider exposure across Western Europe than estimated. The virus picked off the most susceptible. It would support the data showing excess deaths to begin with then a trough afterwards.

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #63 on: August 20, 2020, 08:10:09 PM »
they've been testing a lot more than before but still, it doesn't look good. although people seem to respect the face mask rules

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #64 on: August 20, 2020, 08:19:30 PM »
Yes, it seems like France and some others could feel a little hard done by for the UK reintroducing quarantine for new arrivals when considering the number of deaths are either continuing to fall or just scraping along at the bottom, even when accounting for the time lag of infection to knock-on effect.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/sweden/

To compare and contrast with everyone's favourite weirdos, Sweden. (I know they aren't a 'control test' for various reasons as there were a whole raft of precautionary measures. They didn't go into lockdown but it wasn't a total free-for-all either).

You can see unlike the UK, France, Spain, Italy which responded to lockdown with a steep decline in deaths, Sweden fell away gradually, perhaps a little more organically, but their deaths per million are still similar to all of them.

The cases/deaths are a loose mirror of each other.

So at what point do we start using a different metric to asses whether it's safe to travel to certain countries than just purely cases/infection rates? In some countries who have had the virus the longest, detected cases are quite high but fewer of them, a lower % week on week, become fatal.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #65 on: August 20, 2020, 09:12:18 PM »
Total eradication of the disease, I reckon. ;0) I will buy you a few beers at the Lumen Craft pub in Chisinau when all this over and we can have a right old laugh.


Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2020, 08:59:34 AM »
MY glib boss came back from hols in Croatian and now has covid lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol ol*






*I'm worried really, he's over 50 and whilst not unfit, not in top shape and i really like him

BlodwynPig

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #67 on: August 21, 2020, 09:05:20 AM »
MY glib boss came back from hols in Croatian and now has covid lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol ol*






*I'm worried really, he's over 50 and whilst not unfit, not in top shape and i really like him

He made his choice. I hope he enjoyed his final holiday at least.

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #68 on: August 21, 2020, 09:24:31 AM »
Although it won't be his last time at the 'departure lounge'.

🤣🤣🤣

BlodwynPig

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #69 on: August 21, 2020, 09:36:29 AM »
Peter, take this as an opportunity to gain that much deserved promotion.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #70 on: August 21, 2020, 09:36:55 AM »
Although it won't be his last time at the 'departure lounge'.

🤣🤣🤣

*HIGH FIVE*

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #71 on: August 21, 2020, 10:39:04 AM »
Although it won't be his last time at the 'departure lounge'.

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Loooool he might die! Does teach him a lesson. He was dying to go on holiday after lockdown and got the inverse!!!!1!!1!

Peter, take this as an opportunity to gain that much deserved promotion.

TBH i probably would do if he ends up in total grave position

BlodwynPig

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #72 on: August 21, 2020, 10:56:46 AM »
I obviously hope he does not die or even get on a ventilator. But you can post him the comments from me and Boston to give him a jolt.

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #73 on: August 21, 2020, 11:30:02 AM »
Lolz it's all gut, he deserves some hard razzing from the most barbed of electronic tongues. I did email him a link straight away and now he's just shouting out loud over and over that he's the most stupidist of men in the world at his wife who in turn is just furiously clapping in acknowledgement and somehow now he's not gone to Croatia and hasn't got covid retrospectively, so that's a boon (non-Elphick kind).

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2020, 12:36:58 PM »

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #75 on: August 21, 2020, 01:39:34 PM »
Yo DJ Pierre, I hope you bossman pulls through but I hope he writes everyone a formal letter on the danger of corono and says soz.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #76 on: August 21, 2020, 01:56:25 PM »

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #77 on: August 21, 2020, 04:01:17 PM »
Yo DJ Pierre, I hope you bossman pulls through but I hope he writes everyone a formal letter on the danger of corono and says soz.

I'm sure he'll be str8 gravy and not str8 grave-y. He will have to tattoo "Holiday Covidiot" diagonally across his face , and wear an "I went to croatia and all i got was this debilitating disease" t shirt that will be glued to his torso.

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #78 on: August 21, 2020, 04:35:25 PM »
Around the age of 12 my parents took us to a nudist beach in La Rochelle in the southwest of France. I was paddling out in the sea only about elbow deep when, precisely at eye-level to her crotch, I spotted a lustrous bronzed sexagenarian goddess emerging, bond-like, from the deeper water towards me.

It was the first time I'd ever seen a muff. At once a magical, cosmic exchange between me and the creator. I couldn't stop looking at it. I couldn't stop thinking about it.

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2020, 05:53:11 PM »
and that sexy sexagenarian? she grew up to be Ghislaine Maxwell, socialite and turbo paedo

BlodwynPig

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Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #80 on: August 21, 2020, 05:56:58 PM »
Around the age of 12 my parents took us to a nudist beach in La Rochelle in the southwest of France. I was paddling out in the sea only about elbow deep when, precisely at eye-level to her crotch, I spotted a lustrous bronzed sexagenarian goddess emerging, bond-like, from the deeper water towards me.

It was the first time I'd ever seen a muff. At once a magical, cosmic exchange between me and the creator. I couldn't stop looking at it. I couldn't stop thinking about it.

what year was this? I was there in 1987 and 1988

Re: Holiday Cunts
« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2020, 10:52:05 AM »
My boss will learn nay lessons as he's feeling loads better already! The glibness will continue at good pace now

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