Concerned about the state of the moat

[popcorn]

I'm concerned about the state of the moat. It's looking a bit low. I can see an old bicycle in it.

I think it might need refilling. The enemy could attack at any time.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

SORT THIS SHIT OUT!

[popcorn]

I can see a Dennis the Menace bell on the bicycle in the moat.

[Tony Tony Tony]

I can see a Dennis the Menace bell on the bicycle in the moat.

No need to panic until you see Dennis or Gnasher

[kittens]

the moat will be fine. stop making a fuss.

[Butchers Blind]

He's fine.

[Ferris]

I threw a few old bikes in there the other day to test the depth, seems absolutely fine.

[popcorn]

Yes the depth does seem fine. Fine for cycling. Ferris, you dummy, the enemy will be able to skateboard in here!

At least the drawbridge is still up, I trust. I haven't actually gone round and checked it in a while.

[Ferris]

oh christ oh no

[Bazooka]

I found a Tamagotchi in the moat, if nobody claims it by sundown, I'm having it.

[Ferris]

I found a Tamagotchi in the moat, if nobody claims it by sundown, I'm having it.

What colour is it?

[Bazooka]

What colour is it?

Chaos Black

[Dex Sawash]

He's fine.

They're raoul moat by the fuckipost

[Ferris]

Chaos Black

Oh right that's mine.

If you see any other stuff that might be worth anything, please tell me the colour first and I'll confirm whether or not it's mine. Cheers.

[Lemming]

Now's the time to consider - do we really need a moat? It just makes us look threatening and sends out a message of "fuck off, don't come near us", which isn't what we really want. I think we should fill in the moat, plant flowers and shit like that, and permanently lower the drawbridge.

[Ferris]

After that display I vote we throw Lemming in the moat.

All in favour, say aye.

[Bazooka]

Oh right that's mine.

If you see any other stuff that might be worth anything, please tell me the colour first and I'll confirm whether or not it's mine. Cheers.

I thought it might be yours, because it had been hacked, where you raise a Paedophile instead of a chick.

[Lemming]

After that display I vote we throw Lemming in the moat.

All in favour, say aye.

I vote against.

[Ferris]

I also vote Bazooka for a moating.

[Glebe]

I'll try doing a few refills with a sandcastle bucket. It'll take a while, but it's all I have to offer. Please understand.

[Ferris]

Glebe straight in the moat for insubordination/lack of commitment.

[Glebe]

Glebe straight in the moat for insubordination/lack of commitment.

I'm trying Ferris. If anyone is willing to sell me a large bucket for cheap I'll be only too happy to take it.

I won't go higher than £1.49 though.

[Lemming]

None of this matters now. Look to the east - the Enemy approaches.

[Ferris]

None of this matters now. Look to the east - the Enemy approaches.

God they're hideous.

Oh sorry that's just popcorn lmao

[popcorn]

Oh sorry that's just popcorn lmao

Yes, I was testing how easy it was to enter the castle. And the answer is extremely easy because someone left the drawbridge up again.

[Ferris]

Probably Lemming or Glebe, honestly boss, it's a mess.

We should moat them, you know, just to send a message.

[Glebe]

Look, I'll take care of the drawbridge. You little lot deal with the moat!

The enemy draws nearer...

[Lemming]

Just received word from my sources that there's an enemy spy among us.

I think it's Ferris - look how hostile he was to my plan to remove all our defences and invite the enemy in.

We need to kick him out immediately and lower the drawbridge, so that I can, uh... go out and negotiate with the enemy.

[Glebe]

The enemy is upon us, whether you would have it or nay!

[Ferris]

I say we lower the drawbridge plus stick a few townsfolk in the moat for a laugh.

This will all help promote tourism, which I understand is our main driver for GDP in this podunk castle.