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Football 2020/21 season - watch Barcelona weep while the EFL burns

Started by sevendaughters, August 15, 2020, 03:27:35 PM

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Crabwalk

They should've fired Guardiola the minute they lost to Norwich.


BlodwynPig

BBC

QuoteLyon will get destroyed by Bayern Munich, won't they?

It's not your position to make statements like that.

jobotic


chveik

Lyon is hardly a likable club in usual times but that was fucking ace

Crabwalk


BlodwynPig

Quote from: chveik on August 15, 2020, 09:59:39 PM
Lyon is hardly a likable club in usual times but that was fucking ace

Well until the class struggle is overcome and we see the likes of Rennes, Go Ahead Eagles, Tranmere Rovers, Sligo and Granada competing at the top table, we'll just have to make do with the worst evils getting trounced by lesser evils.

Inspector Norse

Quote from: chveik on August 15, 2020, 09:59:39 PM
Lyon is hardly a likable club in usual times but that was fucking ace

When they're up against Man City, PSG, Bayern Munich and Red Bull Leipzig they're basically Mahatma Gandhi FC

chveik

Quote from: Inspector Norse on August 15, 2020, 10:01:55 PM
When they're up against Man City, PSG, Bayern Munich and Red Bull Leipzig they're basically Mahatma Gandhi FC

yeah I agree

Chollis

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 15, 2020, 10:01:31 PM
Well until the class struggle is overcome and we see the likes of Rennes, Go Ahead Eagles, Tranmere Rovers, Sligo and Granada competing at the top table, we'll just have to make do with the worst evils getting trounced by lesser evils.


Quote from: Inspector Norse on August 15, 2020, 10:01:55 PM
When they're up against Man City, PSG, Bayern Munich and Red Bull Leipzig they're basically Mahatma Gandhi FC

+

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Yes, if Lyon win the Champions League while PSG continue to fail that will send schadenfreude (inside forward, age 27 preferred foot left) into geostationary orbit.

However, don't even imagine for a second anything remotely joyful will happen in the final.

Inspector Norse

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 15, 2020, 10:01:31 PM
Granada

Same Granada who were elevated to La Liga status by the Pozzos then sold a couple of years ago to a Chinese "businessman" who also owns Parma and an NBA team?

Inspector Norse

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on August 15, 2020, 10:04:20 PM
don't even imagine for a second anything remotely joyful will happen in the final.

I dunno, I'm imagining a Niklas Sule reducer on Neymar and it's making me smile

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Inspector Norse on August 15, 2020, 10:06:26 PM
Same Granada who were elevated to La Liga status by the Pozzos then sold a couple of years ago to a Chinese "businessman" who also owns Parma and an NBA team?

Oh no!!! FC Jaen then

Inspector Norse


chveik

Quote from: Crabwalk on August 15, 2020, 09:56:27 PM
They should%u2019ve fired Guardiola the minute they lost to Norwich.

the man's an utter fraud

Inspector Norse


BlodwynPig

Quote from: Inspector Norse on August 15, 2020, 10:09:52 PM
Big neo-nazi fan club I hear

Real Jaén you're thinking of. FC Jaen are a local socialist cooperative that play in Belmez.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


BlodwynPig

Quote from: Inspector Norse on August 15, 2020, 10:11:02 PM
actually I just made that one up

I know. An ex was from Jaen, and its a wonderful place, really anti-nazi town.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on August 15, 2020, 10:11:59 PM
Just like Brendan Rodgers eh, CHARLATAN MANAGER?

We were just talking about them possibly going out of business, bad move for Brendan, m'thinks!

Inspector Norse

Andalusia in general is a bit nazi these days though. It's a shame, I spent some time in Cádiz and it was a lovely place.

Chollis


BlodwynPig

Quote from: Inspector Norse on August 15, 2020, 10:14:52 PM
Andalusia in general is a bit nazi these days though. It's a shame, I spent some time in Cádiz and it was a lovely place.

I was last there 12 years ago

Inspector Norse

I was in Cádiz for a few months in 2006. No Nazis around. A couple of local louts on a moped who threatened me and a mate as we staggered drunkenly home one night is about all.

But now they've gone all UKIP apparently.

jobotic

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 15, 2020, 09:51:24 PM
The old 3rd division was there standard. Bye bye CITEH

I really hope that losing to "the likes of" Lyon sees their rapid fall to once again having to play "the likes of" Gillingham, Wycombe and Walsall again.

It won't but hope it does.

El Unicornio, mang

Quote from: Chollis on August 15, 2020, 10:15:22 PM


got to be hitting the target for me there Gary

My cat could have scored that just by walking towards the ball. And she's not on anything close to 10 million a year.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on August 15, 2020, 10:20:49 PM
My cat could have scored that just by walking towards the ball. And she's not on anything close to 10 million a year.

It was even better with BBC commentators such as Nevin salivating over Sterling after City equalised - like the win was thus preordained and Sterling was the man to lead them to the promised land.

Blinder Data

so so happy. OL has some horrible Nazi fans but delighted for hunskelper dembele

pep isn't a fraud though, at least in football terms - it's his political stances that are a joke: "we should free political prisoners in Catalonia! let's hear it for repressive oil rich gulf regimes! these statements are not contradictory!" 🤡

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Hi I'm Pep I only take the easiest possible jobs everywhere but now don't even win at them.