Replace a sitcom cast member with a character from sci-fi or action

[DistressedArea]

😆

[Sebastian Cobb]

Douglas Quaid falls through the bar.

Richter makes a face.

[rue the polywhirl]

Mad Max stars in a show about nothing with his friends Predator, Ridley, Jar Jar Binks and also the Termimator as his long-running nemesis. "Hello, T-800...".

[dissolute ocelot]

Two and a Half Men?

[Mr Farenheit]

Basil loses his rag with a sleeping C3PO and smashes him to pieces with a branch.

[Glebe]

^Heh!

[kalowski]

Bottom, a story of two crude, perverted flatmates with no jobs and little money: Richard "Richie" Richard and Joshua, the computer from War Games:

Richie: What about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?
Joshua: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well, "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"
Joshua: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Oh. Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?
Joshua: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: (Annoyed) Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Fridge".
Joshua: Or a pin.
Richie: (Angrier) "Sellotape a Sausage to the Fridge"!
Joshua: We haven't got a sausage!
Richie: (shouting) "Put a Bit of Sellotape on the Fridge"!
Joshua: How about a game of tic-tac-toe?

[Glebe]

BASIL: RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A DAMN GOOD THRASHING!

HAL 9000: Basil, I really think you should take a stress pill and calm down. Think things over before reacting.

[petril]

(FATHER TED is doing the racist Chinese impression)

TED: Haha! Come on Worf, lighten up!

(TED turns and is horrified to see CHINESE FAMILY stood at the window)

TED: Wh... Worf, there were Chinese people there!

WORF: You have dishonored this parish! You have dishonored our faith! You have dishonored me!

HARRY KIM is peering through the window

[non capisco]

DAVROS AND JUNE
S05E08: THE HUT SUT SONG

INT: DAVROS AND JUNE'S FRONT ROOM
(DAVROS and JUNE are entertaining a younger couple that have just moved to the neighbourhood, FRED and ROSE)

JUNE: Shall we put some music on, Davros?
DAVROS: OOOOOH JUUUUUUNE that's a good idea.
FRED: I say! Have you got any Procol Harum?
DAVROS: The who?
ROSE: No, we don't like The Who! Procol Harum!
DAVROS: The who?
FRED: No, not The Who! Procol Harum!
DAVROS: The who?
JUNE: Oh, Davros, not this joke again. It doesn't even make sense, they're not called The Procol Harum.
DAVROS: The who?
JUNE: No, not The Who, Procol...oh, get on with it!
DAVROS: Of course, you young lot don't know about real music. I bet you've never even heard of The Hut Sut Song.
ROSE: The what what what?
DAVROS: The Hut Sut Song! You know (sings) "The hut sut song! The hut sut song!
(SOUND EFFECT: MASSIVE FART)
DAVROS: Oh, crumbs!
FRED: Well, I wasn't too fussed with the start but I quite liked the 'faaaaaaart, oh crumbs" hook.
DAVROS: No, that wasn't part of it! It goes (sings) "The hut sut song! The hut sut song!
(SOUND EFFECT: MASSIVE FART)
DAVROS: Oh, crumbs!
ROSE: Yes, that's how you said it went before.
DAVROS: No, no, no, that's my IBS. Ignore the last bit. It actually goes (sings) "The hut sut song! The hut sut song!
(SOUND EFFECT: MASSIVE FART)
DAVROS: Oh, crumbs!
FRED: Yes, you said! Is that all it does? "The hut sut song, the hut sut song, massive fart, oh crumbs'? Not much of a song is it?
ROSE: Bit repetitive.
DAVROS (puce with frustration) : No, no, no! I've not even got to the best bit! It goes (sings) "The hut sut song! The hut sut song!
(SOUND EFFECT: MASSIVE FART)
DAVROS: Oh, crumbs!
FRED: Now, listen, Davros, I think you're trying to make fools out of us!
DAVROS: Ooooooh, June!
JUNE: Perhaps if you start after the bit where it goes "The hut sut song, the hut sut song", Davros.
FRED: What, the bit where it goes "Massive fart, oh, crumbs!'?
ROSE: I think we've heard enough of that already!
DAVROS: Now, LOOK HERE! It DOESN'T go "massive fart, oh crumbs"! Not once! As I've explained that's my serious IBS letting out a right old gate shaker. It goes (sings) "The hut sut song! The hut sut song!
(SOUND EFFECT: MASSIVE FART)
DAVROS: Oh, FUCKING HELL!
FRED: So it goes "massive fart, oh fucking hell"? Not "Oh, crumbs!"
ROSE: Maybe the "oh, crumbs" one is the radio edit.
DAVROS: IT DOES NOT GO MASSIVE FART ANYTHING! THE MASSIVE FARTS ARE COMING OUT OF MY ANUS! THEY'RE NOT PART OF THE...CUNTING HUT SUT SONG!
JUNE: Why not try singing the second verse instead, Davros?
DAVROS: Oh, alright, alright. Now, how's it go again? Oh yes, that's right. It goes (sings) "The hut sut song, the hut sut song"
(SOUND EFFECT: DAVROS VIOLENTLY SHITS HIMSELF)
DAVROS: (sings) "Dancin' all night looooooooooooooong!"
(FRED, ROSE and JUNE break into spontaneous applause)
ROSE: Bravo, Davros!
FRED: Super, old chap!
JUNE: My favourite bit of the song is when you have to shit yourself.
DAVROS: I'd like to see Procol Harum do THAT!
JUNE: The who?
DARVOS: Also, I am the leader of the Daleks. Death to the Doctor!!!