The Batman (2021)

[frajer]

THE BATMAN, THE

"No one who assaults clowns could be a bad person"

[St_Eddie]

No, it'll be JOHN BATMAN. Or maybe JASON BATMAN. Or BATMAN BALBOA. Or... ooh... BATMEN.

Jason Argonaut.

[idunnosomename]

The Godamned Bat-Man cancelled for ableist slur

[Magnum Valentino]

Also there's a funny though possibly totally made up rumour that Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz were caught shagging on top of the batmobile, and she's now preggers. Reeves caught them, and basically called Pattinson the biggest cunt he's ever known. Hope it's true, as it's funny

This is brilliant, Ralph Wiggum 'and the baby looked at me'-grade bullshit. Love it.

[Butchers Blind]

The next one should be called 'BRUCE WAYNE'. No BatMan, just Bruce Wayne this time.

[El Unicornio, mang]

No, it'll be JOHN BATMAN. Or maybe JASON BATMAN. Or BATMAN BALBOA. Or... ooh... BATMEN.

Patrick Batman

[mothman]

The next one should be called 'BRUCE WAYNE'. No BatMan, just Bruce Wayne this time.

Winner. I reckon this will almost certainly happen.

[Blumf]

THE BRUCE-MAN

[Fr.Bigley]

THE BRUCE-MAN

It's Caitlyn these days, watch it.

[MojoJojo]

"The" because there's defintiely only one batman film.

The next DCU film should be Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman.

(how many have their been since say, the year 2000? I can't be arsed to count).

[Mister Six]

That's basically the plot of the Flash movie, by the sound of it.

[JamesTC]

The next one should be called 'BRUCE WAYNE'. No BatMan, just Bruce Wayne this time.

They tried that years ago with Wayne's World.

[BritishHobo]

A Batman (2025)

[Thomas]

Batman?
Batman, The
(The) Batman
Man, Bat
This Batman
Batman There
B@

All 2028

[kryton2.0]

The Riddler though innit.

[mothman]

WAYNE MANOR... sounds like some crummy show on the CW about a young hot hunky Bruce and a young hot hunky Dick Grayson (yes, they're the same age in this) and their friend, young hot hunky Jim Gordon who wants to be a policeman, and Bruce's girlfriend, young hot sexy Selina... I mean, you can just picture it. Bruce is also friends with Oswald, a young not-hot short chubby rich kid. Etc...

[St_Eddie]

Wayne Manor sounds like one of Legend Gary's mates.  Lives in a council house with a downstairs and upstairs bog.  King of kings is Wayne Manor.

[dissolute ocelot]

I Am Batman
Any Given Batman
The Forty Year Old Batman
Ordinary Batman
Four Batmen and a Robin
Batman on a Train

[samadriel]

Katamari Batman
We Love Batman
Beautiful Batman
Rolling With Batman
Touch My Batman
Amazing Batman

[phantom_power]

She's All Batman

Repo Batman

[JamesTC]

Jersey Batgirl

[Butchers Blind]

Crazy Rich BatMan
10 Things I Hate About BatMan
500 Days of BatMan
Bruce Wayne's Diary
When Joker Met BatMan

[Blumf]

My Dinner with Batman
Batman & Cash
Those Magnificent Batmen in their Flying Machines
Batman: First Blood Part II
Batman III: Die Batman Die

[bgmnts]

I love the idea of Pattinson being a mega diva and pain in the arse to work with, having a huge ego without any of the talent or credentials.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

But he has talent and credentials. That doesn't preclude the possibility of him being a tosser, of course.

[Midas]

I love the idea of Pattinson being a mega diva and pain in the arse to work with, having a huge ego without any of the talent or credentials.

Have you seen Good Time or The Lighthouse? I thought he was great in both of those.

[bgmnts]

I mean, it's not like Daniel Day Lewis or Robert DeNiro having an attitude is it? It's the twilight boy.

[lipsink]

SHE'S TURNED THE BRUCE WAYNES AGAINST US

[Custard]

Wasn't there something about him refusing to bulk up or even get into better shape for the role? After apparently promising he would, AND being sat on his arse during the various lockdowns for weeks to months at a time

Legend Patty

[Mister Six]

Pattinson's an excellent actor who's been turning out critically acclaimed roles for years. "The Twilight boy" is just a deeply ignorant thing to say at this point.

Massive shame he's apparently a cunt though.

SHE'S TURNED THE BRUCE WAYNES AGAINST US

Ha, that's brilliant.