OMG shocking story

[popcorn]

Apparently a man was having a wank and his cock got confused and thought it was actually having sex and sperm came out of his cock so he had to go to hospital.

[spaghetamine]

Saw this on a documentary once, frightening

[Fambo Number Mive]

Did they manage to get the sperm frozen so it could be inserted back into his glans?

[Bence Fekete]

Maybe he has soft vaginal hands

[Ferris]

Urban myth mate, been doing the rounds since I was at school.