Thread For Bigging Yourself Up

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I am great, and easily the best poster on this forum.

[Bazooka]

I've easily got the best grip, if you give me your wrist or any other appendage, I'm not letting go, even of you stabbed me in the cheeks.

[popcorn]

I've been feeling a bit down recently tbh, I am wondering if really my posts are as good as everyone says they are.

[Dr Rock]

I am great at losing my car.

[PlanktonSideburns]

I've been feeling a bit down recently tbh, I am wondering if really my posts are as good as everyone says they are.

It's even worse than that, if you can imagine such a thing!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I once painted on a wall in the village of Banska Bystrica in Slovakia the following words:
" I am great
   I am fab
   Never boring
   Seldom drab ".
I think I actually *was* 28 years old, too.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Once came third place in the young Welsh plasterer of the year competition

They interviewed me for s4c about it, but couldn't use the footage as due to an accident it looked like I was bleeding out of my cock

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

At least I'm not Ferris.

[Goldentony]

I CUM DOGS

[rue the polywhirl]

My knowledge of things is insurpassable. My athletic abilities know no boundings. World champ at Tetris. I am possibly the greatest dude alive possibly god even and yet I am also very very humble.

[Dr Rock]

If I was in a horror film I wouldn't be scared of the monster or whatever I'd just be like 'piss off' and kick it in the face.

[dissolute ocelot]

I'm Dominic Cummings.

[idunnosomename]

eat my balls they are delicious

[ASFTSN]

I inverted your Dad - with ease.

[Glebe]

I am great and I shouldn't feel bad about myself!

[spaghetamine]

I've got a massive willy and great social skills

[Glebe]

I've got a massive willy and great social skills

Come on mate, don't big yourself up that much!