Popcorn #CANCELLED.

[Glebe]

Good news, everyone - the forum member Popcorn has been #CANCELLED ("At last!" I hear you cry!).

He was allegedly discovered videoing woman in changing rooms and wanking over the recordings. It's also been 'suggested' that he was syphoning off tens of thousands of pounds from a fund to help disadvantaged kids.

I suspected these things about Popcorn FOR A LONG TIME. Delighted to see he has finally been caught. My only wish is that they bring back hanging.

BREAKING NEWS: New whispers suggest that he CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH "HUNDREDS" OF PROSTITUTES. We can only hope that this menace is finally served his plate of good desserts.

[Bazooka]

He's stained the forums with his filth and presence, we will have to close the forum sorry Barry, the stains run too deep.

[rue the polywhirl]

I see all of his stuff has been taken off Spotify but give it day or so and it will be re-uploaded again. Such a misjudged soul. I hope and pray he gets the help he needs.

[Glebe]

I see all of his stuff has been taken off Spotify but give it day or so and it will be re-uploaded again. Such a misjudged soul. I hope and pray he gets the help he needs.

See, this is type of wet, liberal attitude we could do without. He'll end up in a minimum-security unit with telly and Xbox while we have to live on with the absolute FILTH he has perpetrated on this forum.

[Ferris]

Just checked IMDB and he's been taken off there and all. I hope it brings his (many) victims some solace to know that he's been completely forgotten already.

[Glebe]

Just checked IMDB and he's been taken off there and all. I hope it brings his (many) victims some solace to know that he's been completely forgotten already.

Here here Ferris!

MORE BREAKING NEWS: Apparently, Popcorn enjoys "stuffing geese into his anus," according to one 'trusted source'.

More AS IT HAPPENS.

[Glebe]

UPDATE: Forum member Popcorn charged with MURDER.

CHARGED WITH MURDER.

[popcorn]

This is all just a big misunderstanding.

He was allegedly discovered videoing woman in changing rooms and wanking over the recordings.

This is absolutely correct. I did record footage of a woman who was wanking in the changing rooms, and handed it into the authorities of proof of her indecent behaviour. I was hailed as a hero by the local constabulary.

It's also been 'suggested' that he was syphoning off tens of thousands of pounds from a fund to help disadvantaged kids.

This is absolutely correct. I did indeed siphon off thousands of pounds from a fund, with the goal of helping disadvantaged kids.

Sorry if you think the bank accounts of corrupt warlords are more important than disadvantage kids.

[Glebe]

I'd advise you get a lawyer Popcorn - he'll advise you to stop putting your foot in your mouth!*

*Literally putting your foot in your mouth, you sick bastard!

[Ferris]

UPDATE: Forum member Popcorn charged with MURDER.

CHARGED WITH MURDER.

All too predictable, I am sad to say. Hope they throw away the key.

[Bazooka]

Add that to the charge for fingering a heron, going to be 145 before he gets out into society again.

[Glebe]

Add that to the charge for fingering a heron WHILE TAKING HERO(I)N, going to be 145 before he gets out into society again.

[popcorn]

sorry hang on, is this thread about Popcorn? because I'm popcorn, not Popcorn!

ha ha, what a misunderstanding. anyway, seeya

[Glebe]

sorry hang on, is this thread about Popcorn? because I'm popcorn, not Popcorn!

ha ha, what a misunderstanding. anyway, seeya

I've been very much the gentleman in capitalising your name, but no more; you truly are merely 'popcorn'.

By the way, I've been digging up more dirt, so watch this space.

[Ferris]

By the way, I've been digging up more dirt, so watch this space.

Probably all the "new romantic" synth pop shit he did in the '80s

[Lemming]

It's always tough when someone you admire gets #CANCELLED, and the urge to deny everything is strong, but in this case, I truly believe the charges against popcorn are (at least 60%) FALSE.

Probably all the "new romantic" synth pop shit he did in the '80s

Evidence of the clear anti-popcorn bias that permeates this site, and society at large. popcorn's 80s stuff is excellent - his merging of Propaganda-style synth hooks with Spandau Ballet-style sax solos sounds fresh and exciting to this day. His striking and unusual makeup and hairstyle choices were some of the best in the scene, too, except that one with the swastikas everywhere but I think he already apologised for that.

[Bazooka]

It's always tough when someone you admire gets #CANCELLED,

Luckily for everyone that wasn't the case here.

[Ferris]

Right so Lemming is definitely also in on it.

[Glebe]

Look I'll tell you what 'p'opcorn. I'll try and convince everyone that these scurrilous allegations are "not true" if you start depositing two grand a week into my personal account indefinitely. Fair enough?