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Brought in a tin of Celebrations

Started by Huxleys Babkins, August 26, 2020, 10:24:08 AM

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Fr.Bigley

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on August 26, 2020, 10:24:08 AM
Help yourselves!

I've just had a message from Gareth in HR, they're transferring me to Bognor Regis n half pay or termination...nothing to celebrate..can you nibble off the chocolate on the bounty and just let me chew the dry coconut?

seepage

who's taken all the Topics & Galaxy Truffles already?
I bet it was popcorn.

idunnosomename

tee hee! i've done the VERY NAUGHTY office thing of taking a big shit in it!

Glebe


Chollis


Glebe

Quote from: Chollis on August 26, 2020, 02:25:23 PM
why is there razor blades in them?

Popcorn's been at 'em! Anyway, tuck in!

Ferris

Any cunt touches the milky ways I swear I'll do time

popcorn

Quote from: Glebe on August 26, 2020, 02:26:55 PM
Popcorn's been at 'em! Anyway, tuck in!

That's right... tuck in, gentlemen! 😈

Glebe


Chollis

sorry but my mouth is bleeding quite a lot now

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on August 26, 2020, 03:54:37 PM
Any cunt touches the milky ways I swear I'll do time

No-one ever does, it's fine. Help yourself to the Bounty and Snickers too.

Glebe

Quote from: Chollis on August 26, 2020, 06:03:21 PM
sorry but my mouth is bleeding quite a lot now

You might have a mouth ulcer or oh yeah I forgot Popcorn and the razorblades.

chveik

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on August 26, 2020, 03:54:37 PM
Any cunt touches the milky ways I swear I'll do time

there's cum in my milky way :(


pancreas