Building my own moat.

[Ferris]

Aren't you the same Ferris who owns the secondhand moat emporium over by the rendering factory?

Haha oh my heavens, no - that fellow does not have this stick-on moustache or top hat. I am an entirely different Ferris, as you can see.

[popcorn]

The moat is joke. I infiltrated Glebe's castle last night, played his Mega Drive for an hour and fucked off again without getting my socks wet.

[Ferris]

The moat is joke. I infiltrated Glebe's castle last night, played his Mega Drive for an hour and fucked off again without getting my socks wet.

fuk off no u neva

[popcorn]

Check his sonic 3 save. All chaos emeralds unlocked. You think glebe has that kind of skill? fucking lol.

[Captain Poodle Basher]

Haha oh my heavens, no - that fellow does not have this stick-on moustache or top hat. I am an entirely different Ferris, as you can see.

What a pity as I'm in the market for a moat.

I recently inherited my late aunt's drawbridge and figured something in the style of an ornamental moat would set it off nicely as well as keeping macaques at a safe distance from one's property.

[idunnosomename]

relieved myself in the moat just now, rate it for that

[Glebe]

Could I have a go?

Surely you can trust your old pal Ferris?

Of course Ferris old chum, help yourself! It's just popcorn that's banned... I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him (in my moat!).

The moat is joke. I infiltrated Glebe's castle last night, played his Mega Drive for an hour and fucked off again without getting my socks wet.

Ain't got a Sega mate. Just got an Acorn recently when me BBC Micro packed in. I'm not into these 'modern' computers - you can keep your Donkey Kongs and Tetanus falling block games!

relieved myself in the moat just now, rate it for that

*nips out to get chlorine*