Dicky Dawks defends paedophilia

[Fry]

Its not mild peaedophilia, it's actually technically called ephebophilia. Get it right.

[Chollis]

5 bags of popcorn and one of those little paedophilias

[Chollis]

barkeep i will take a flagon of your mildest paedophilia

[RenegadeScrew]

I can't believe how brazenly out in the open you two are being.

Dawkins has given these pedants confidence to openly groom in the mild.

[Dannyhood91]

Sparkling pedophilia

[rack and peanut]

Noncing weather we're having today!

[touchingcloth]

Big crate of noncing with the lads.

[Butchers Blind]

Can someone draw up a chart to show low to mild to high to extreme paedophilia. Sure some of us assumed all paedophilia was paedophilia.

[rack and peanut]

One chilli on the peadoville scale

[Captain Z]

Hang all aotheosts

[Kelvin]

Does he mean ephebophilia, or does he mean just tickling a babies tits?

[El Unicornio, mang]

He's not talking about ephebophilia, that's fancying 15-19 year olds. He's talking about proper noncing, so pre-teens, but doing it in a "mild" way.

[Better Midlands]

Richard Dawkins Nonces,
But Mildly

[Kelvin]

He's not talking about ephebophilia, that's fancying 15-19 year olds. He's talking about proper noncing, so pre-teens, but doing it in a "mild" way.

I was only joking.

"Darling, what type of paedophilia do you want on your pasta?"

"Mild."   

[rack and peanut]

Apparently he doesn't like his kids hot

[touchingcloth]

I love all the different types of kids, me. Six-year-olds.






Plain.

[Butchers Blind]

If you'd prefer a milder pederast, please ask for one.

[rack and peanut]

Don't scream if you wanna go milder

[Sin Agog]

Really hot paedophilia is much more palatable if you have some cucumber yoghurt on the side.

[touchingcloth]

To ensure the paedophilia is mild, test it with your elbow before getting in.

[Better Midlands]

Well, I'm just outta school, like I'm real, real cool
Gotta dance like a fool, got the message that I gotta be a mild one
Ooh, yeah, I'm a mild one

[touchingcloth]

If you're after a finer-grained paedophilia, it's pronounced "milled".

[pigamus]

He's not talking about ephebophilia, that's fancying 15-19 year olds. He's talking about proper noncing, so pre-teens, but doing it in a "mild" way.

15-19? That can't be right, surely? I mean I know I'm a dirty old man for fancying a 19-year-old but I object to being drawn into paedo territory.

[touchingcloth]

Two foaming anuses of your finest mild paedophilia, stout yeononce of the crèche.

[Better Midlands]

15-19? That can't be right, surely? I mean I know I'm a dirty old man for fancying a 19-year-old but I object to being drawn into paedo territory.

Y'all in paedo territory now

[El Unicornio, mang]

15-19? That can't be right, surely? I mean I know I'm a dirty old man for fancying a 19-year-old but I object to being drawn into paedo territory.

Don't worry, there's terms for all the age ranges

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronophilia

I think it's only considered a "disorder" if you're fixated on a particular age group

Teleiophilia (from Greek téleios, "full grown") is a sexual preference for adults.

Those sick twisted teleiophiles!

[Thursday]

The actual biological process of puberty varies of course, but it does seem a bit strange to group 15, together along with 19 does it not... m'lud?

[touchingcloth]

The actual biological process of puberty varies of course, but it does seem a bit strange to group 15, together along with 19 does it not... m'lud?

Depends which one's the pole and which one's the hole, your honour.

[El Unicornio, mang]

There seems to be conflicting opinions on the definition. The second one would seem to make more sense.

The term was additionally revived by Ray Blanchard to denote men who sexually prefer 15- to 19-year-olds.[1] The typical ephebophilic age range has also been given as ages 15-16

Maybe 18-19 also because just them technically being a teen, even though they might look about 25, is a fetish. Like, as soon as they turn from 19 to 20 it's not a turn on. Or the reverse for Gerontophiles, they're not attractive until they've officially been granted OAP status.

[Blue Jam]

If you prefer a milder paedo please ask for one