Bought a new guitar

[Ferris]

No idea if these threads are allowed or where they should be filed. Gretsch Rancher, former floor model found its way to me nice and cheap. It is also purple. I really like it and wanted to post about it somewhere. Goes with my Gretsch parlour guitar which is also a nice cheap gem.

If these threads are not allowed, then this is a bit of classic HS Art whimsy. How you like them apples. Can't fucking touch me.

[Glebe]

I bought one of those second-hand off some guy. It's broken. Should have known something was up when I spotted 'popcorn' carved into the body.

[Ferris]

I bought one of those second-hand off some guy. It's broken. Should have known something was up when I spotted 'popcorn' carved into the body.

Ive never heard of him?

[Glebe]

Ive never heard of him?

Come off it, Ferris. He's been sending every hate-PMs for months now.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Shove the guitar up your arse, fat end first, then report back.

[Ferris]

Come off it, Ferris. He's been sending every hate-PMs for months now.

I get so many they sort of gel together. His must be very "by the numbers" if they don't ring a bell.

Shove the guitar up your arse, fat end first, then report back.

Will start with the parlour guitar if that's ok? Another victory for small scale acoustics.

[Glebe]

I get so many they sort of gel together. His must be very "by the numbers" if they don't ring a bell.

One I got that stated 'I was the one who stuck that hooky guitar in Exchange & Mart, you mug! You can shove it up your arse, mate!' was particularly hurtful. Forwarded the PM onto Barry Admin, but he told me he was "too frightened" to do anything about it.

[Ferris]

I think I sent that one (to be fair)?

[Glebe]

I think I sent that one (to be fair)?

Now you're all against me!

In any case, do yourself a favour Ferris and throw that guitar in the moat.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

After ramming it up your chute.

[Glebe]

After ramming it up your chute.

There's no chute in my castle.

Just a crenalated moat.