HS Art Improvement Zone

[Ferris]

I'm delighted to report that our grant from the council to improve HS Art was approved last week and we are expecting to see some serious cash in the next week or two!

Now that the funding is secure, everyone can submit their ideas on where the money should go to spruce the old place up a bit! Thanks!

[pancreas]

Glebe needs a colostomy bag.

[Glebe]

Glebe needs a colostomy bag.

I'd much prefer if the money was used to keep out popcorn, AS WOULD WE ALL.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

1 x Sissy Basket (new)
1 x Dunting Cradle (new or unsoiled)
1 x Sluicing Clamp (Austrian, no imitations or copies)
1 x Queening Stool (either Hallstatt culture Grave goods or brand new Scottish)
1 x Gelding Wand (Homosexual verified)

[pancreas]

1 x Gelding Wand (Homosexual verified)

Which fucking homosexual verified this? Everyone knows it is a Frot Wand.

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[Ferris]

Well the money to keep out popcorn and get Glebe his much-needed colostomy bag are very much "take it as read" purchases. Same as the purchase of a new barbecue, Honda Civic and private school fees for the Ferris family - it's so obvious that it doesn't even need parish approval.

I saw a sluicing clamp available for sale recently but it was of an absurdly narrow bore. Only an absolute cretin would purchase such an instrument in the first place! Anyway.

I thought some raised flower beds would be nice; perhaps the dahlias could spell out "anus" as a nod to the community? After some of the expenses I have (rightly!) incurred vis a vis school fees and business class travel to the Maldives we are working with about 14 quid so let's really think how we can get the most out of that. For the community, like.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

could we spend money on some more effort?

[Ferris]

could we spend money on some more effort?

Not sure 14 quid would buy a lot of effort. Maybe a couple of signs saying "try a bit harder please!"?

[Glebe]

Maybe we could improve The Zone by putting up brightly-coloured paper and such? Just a suggestion!

[dissolute ocelot]

Golden borders, maybe some jewels in the logo? Might scratch the inside of our monitors as we scroll through it, but so worth it.

[Ferris]

Two excellent suggestions!

You purchase the raw materials and get them in place, and be sure to keep the receipts! Then send them to me and I'll make you get your slice of the pie, reimbursement-wise.

[Spoon of Ploff]

motivational posters are always good for morale.. things like 'success is a journey not a destination' and 'be pure, be vigilant, behave'

[Huxleys Babkins]

Quite sad to see General Bullshit getting a big money donation to bring Tookish and Theremin out of retirement, whilst we're scrabbling around for a bit of bunting and some posters. How the other half live, eh?

[popcorn]

My fee for staying out of HS Art is £25 per day, £35 on weekends and bank holidays.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I think we should start by gauging opinion. I happen to know a well recommended think-tank - Cobb Solutions that will be willing to undertake a satisfaction survey for 50% of the grant.

[pancreas]

My fee for staying out of HS Art is £25 per day, £35 on weekends and bank holidays.

Can we club together for just one day off?

[poo]

more anus

[Tony Tony Tony]

Bring in some programme associates.

[Huxleys Babkins]

more anus

I think we can all get behind that.

[Dex Sawash]

Needless to say, I'll not be posting in this thread

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

My posts are all rubbish and unfunny. Could I receive a grant to improve them?

[dissolute ocelot]

Dancing hamsters all round. Fitted with barbed wire collars in case people try to do the other thing.