oh fuck no

[Better Midlands]

got a phone call from the government
The other day
I answered and heard it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn, I said never

Chuck D considers rewrite

[Shit Good Nose]

got a phone call from the government this evening. They would rather hire me directly as a government contractor instead of going through the University. Cast adrift on the stormy ocean of the civil service...pray for me.

"And then, of course, in 2020, amidst the confusion and uncertain fears of a global pandemic, the legendary Minotaur series completely changed in style and tone..."

[Zetetic]

Serco Group Pig

#quispig

[BlodwynPig]

Are you going for it?

got no choice, unemployed come October.

[BlodwynPig]

Serco Group Pig

#quispig

Quangoat

[bgmnts]

got no choice, unemployed come October.

One of us, one of us...

[Operty1]

Great stuff!! Scary I bet, but well done!!

[badaids]

Blodwyn, does the offer mean you join the civil service, or that you are going to be hired as a contractor with the govt as your client? 

And well done.

[Sin Agog]

Giz some money PLEASE.

[bgmnts]

Yeah do you need an absent minded but lovable PA?

[BlodwynPig]

Yeah do you need an absent minded but lovable PA?

Sure thing Fozz, an FG..Fall Guy.

"Dom, you know that data that was fucked up causing 100,000s of new cases...here's the source"

"You're fired Blodz. Fozz, you're exactly the kind of maverick we need now".

[bgmnts]

It's on a dongle at the bottom of my second best bag.

[idunnosomename]

operation cumshot

[Old Thrashbarg]

Of all the unusual things to happen in 2020, BlodwynPig becoming part of Boris Johnson's Conversative government might be the most bizarre.

[Old Thrashbarg]

What's the difference between Boris Johnson and BlodwynPig?

One pours shit over the general public and the other pores over the shit of the general public.

[bgmnts]

I think this is within his remit.

[Operty1]

Hang on, pig, conservative government...get out...get out now....

[BlodwynPig]

Government contractor initially before moving onto a fixed contract with Michael Gove. "Are you a limited company" I was asked.

[monkfromhavana]

Of all the unusual things to happen in 2020, BlodwynPig becoming part of Boris Johnson's Conversative government might be the most bizarre.

It is odd, but good luck Blodders.

Can't help but think this is a subtle move to become the Conservative leader in time for the 2024 election.

[bgmnts]

Yeah good luck and all but still dont think i've ever been so disillusioned.

[Danger Man]

What's the difference between Boris Johnson and BlodwynPig?

One pours shit over the general public and the other pores over the shit of the general public.

nothing.

FTFY

[BlodwynPig]

FTFY

Oof.

I hope this all just a horrible dream. Champagne o'clock with Gove and crew is not the utopia for me.

[Danger Man]

I hope this all just a horrible dream.

I think it might well be.....

[Bently Sheds]

"I'M GOING TO BE JOHNSON'S QUEEN!!"

[chveik]

Government contractor initially before moving onto a fixed contract with Michael Gove. "Are you a limited company" I was asked.

oh fuck no indeed. run pig, run!

[Mr_Simnock]

last thing blodders ever sees

[gib]

got no choice, unemployed come October.

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[Buelligan]

FTFY

Brilliant stuff.  Because, of course, during a pandemic the last fucking thing on earth you must do is to work to make it less horrific if you're asked because you have rare knowledge, special abilities and a marvelous pig head on your hoggish shoulders.  Why are you such a cunt btw, DM?

[bgmnts]

Blodwyn has special abilities???

[Buelligan]

Yup.