Author Topic: oh fuck no  (Read 6191 times)

Better Midlands

  • I'm not internationally known
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #120 on: September 14, 2020, 08:14:10 PM »
got a phone call from the government
The other day
I answered and heard it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn, I said never

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Shit Good Nose

  • Several bags of balls
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #121 on: September 14, 2020, 08:25:54 PM »
got a phone call from the government this evening. They would rather hire me directly as a government contractor instead of going through the University. Cast adrift on the stormy ocean of the civil service...pray for me.

"And then, of course, in 2020, amidst the confusion and uncertain fears of a global pandemic, the legendary Minotaur series completely changed in style and tone..."

Zetetic

  • Worrying the carcass of an old song.
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #122 on: September 14, 2020, 08:29:14 PM »
Serco Group Pig

#quispig

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #123 on: September 14, 2020, 08:47:00 PM »
Are you going for it?

got no choice, unemployed come October.

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #124 on: September 14, 2020, 08:47:26 PM »

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #125 on: September 14, 2020, 08:50:00 PM »
got no choice, unemployed come October.

One of us, one of us...

Operty1

  • Frankie says you're 83% a real person
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #126 on: September 14, 2020, 08:50:31 PM »
Great stuff!! Scary I bet, but well done!!

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #127 on: September 14, 2020, 08:57:23 PM »

Blodwyn, does the offer mean you join the civil service, or that you are going to be hired as a contractor with the govt as your client? 

And well done.

Sin Agog

  • Dogs fucked the pope; no fault of mine
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #128 on: September 14, 2020, 09:00:44 PM »
Giz some money PLEASE.

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #129 on: September 14, 2020, 09:02:15 PM »
Yeah do you need an absent minded but lovable PA?

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #130 on: September 14, 2020, 09:23:02 PM »
Yeah do you need an absent minded but lovable PA?

Sure thing Fozz, an FG..Fall Guy.

"Dom, you know that data that was fucked up causing 100,000s of new cases...here's the source"

"You're fired Blodz. Fozz, you're exactly the kind of maverick we need now".

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #131 on: September 14, 2020, 09:24:36 PM »
It's on a dongle at the bottom of my second best bag.

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #132 on: September 14, 2020, 09:44:30 PM »
operation cumshot

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #133 on: September 14, 2020, 09:51:12 PM »
Of all the unusual things to happen in 2020, BlodwynPig becoming part of Boris Johnson's Conversative government might be the most bizarre.

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #134 on: September 14, 2020, 09:58:33 PM »
What's the difference between Boris Johnson and BlodwynPig?

One pours shit over the general public and the other pores over the shit of the general public.

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #135 on: September 14, 2020, 10:01:30 PM »

Operty1

  • Frankie says you're 83% a real person
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #136 on: September 14, 2020, 10:21:12 PM »
Hang on, pig, conservative government...get out...get out now....


BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #137 on: September 16, 2020, 01:19:41 PM »
Government contractor initially before moving onto a fixed contract with Michael Gove. "Are you a limited company" I was asked.

monkfromhavana

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Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #138 on: September 16, 2020, 01:40:31 PM »
Of all the unusual things to happen in 2020, BlodwynPig becoming part of Boris Johnson's Conversative government might be the most bizarre.

It is odd, but good luck Blodders.

Can't help but think this is a subtle move to become the Conservative leader in time for the 2024 election.

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #139 on: September 16, 2020, 01:42:46 PM »
Yeah good luck and all but still dont think i've ever been so disillusioned.

Danger Man

  • The original CABLAD
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #140 on: September 16, 2020, 02:23:44 PM »
What's the difference between Boris Johnson and BlodwynPig?

One pours shit over the general public and the other pores over the shit of the general public.

nothing.


FTFY

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #141 on: September 16, 2020, 03:16:01 PM »

FTFY

Oof.

I hope this all just a horrible dream. Champagne o’clock with Gove and crew is not the utopia for me.

Danger Man

  • The original CABLAD
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #142 on: September 16, 2020, 03:18:51 PM »
I hope this all just a horrible dream.

I think it might well be.....

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #143 on: September 16, 2020, 03:30:31 PM »
"I'M GOING TO BE JOHNSON'S QUEEN!!"

chveik

  • I feel like swimmin' in rat piss
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #144 on: September 16, 2020, 06:26:49 PM »
Government contractor initially before moving onto a fixed contract with Michael Gove. "Are you a limited company" I was asked.

oh fuck no indeed. run pig, run!

Mr_Simnock

  • Ես ուզում անդորր
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #145 on: September 16, 2020, 06:42:12 PM »
last thing blodders ever sees


gib

  • still within the realms of safety
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #146 on: September 16, 2020, 11:10:37 PM »
got no choice, unemployed come October.

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Buelligan

  • STOP being afraid
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #147 on: September 16, 2020, 11:56:16 PM »

FTFY

Brilliant stuff.  Because, of course, during a pandemic the last fucking thing on earth you must do is to work to make it less horrific if you're asked because you have rare knowledge, special abilities and a marvelous pig head on your hoggish shoulders.  Why are you such a cunt btw, DM?

Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #148 on: September 16, 2020, 11:58:17 PM »
Blodwyn has special abilities???

Buelligan

  • STOP being afraid
Re: oh fuck no
« Reply #149 on: September 17, 2020, 12:01:00 AM »
Yup.

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