oh fuck no

[BlodwynPig]

You must do what you Dom thinks is right.

[Buelligan]

*shudders*

[Mr_Simnock]

Thank you for all your support over the years. Comrade. But a Boris Jedi must find a time to break free from the commune. That time is now.

OK, see you in 6 months time when it's all over

Blodders today in the meeting, "Mr Cummnigs will drink your essence now, welcome to the team unit 45378"

[BlodwynPig]

OK, see you in 6 months time when it's all over

Blodders today in the meeting, "Mr Cummnigs will drink your essence now, welcome to the team unit 45378"

Leave LEAVE Mr. Cummings alone

[Mr_Simnock]

I'm sure whatever happens from now on it will be quite fascinating stuff, I sort of envy the experience of being inside the belly of the beast.

[BlodwynPig]

I'm sure whatever happens from now on it will be quite fascinating stuff, I sort of envy the experience of being inside the belly of the beast.

No worries, fella, I'll be giving Dom a bell later and have a word...gotta dash, Bozza wants a massage.

[monkfromhavana]

I tell you what, the BBC doesn't half pump out some quality news and current affairs programming.

[Cerys]

Huzzah!

That's the correct response, right...?

[bgmnts]

Dom by name...

[QDRPHNC]

DONE - Fucking hell. FUCKING HELL.

Nah, not that bad at all. A big teddy bear. Even got to confuse him and everyone at the end with real science. Anyway, he's given me his personal e-mail now, so get your requests in.

NICE ONE

[BlodwynPig]

NICE ONE

cheers...still no job yet. I'll be consulting for the Government from behind an Aldi at this rate.

[chveik]

Blodwyn Pig OBE

[BlodwynPig]

Gonna e-mail Ben to go for a cheeky pie and pint...shoot some shit over the numbers.

[BlodwynPig]

At one point I am sure I saw D*m stamping on an intern in an unfurnished office.

[Mr_Simnock]

Nah, not that bad at all. A big teddy bear. Even got to confuse him and everyone at the end with real science. Anyway, he's given me his personal e-mail now, so get your requests in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHIQzFuLAcU

[evilcommiedictator]

Seems like the reason they got you in......is for "Operation Moon-Shot", totally showing how imaginative they are?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/09/boris-johnson-pinning-hopes-on-covid-testing-moonshot-leaked-papers-show

[BlodwynPig]

Seems like the reason they got you in......is for "Operation Moon-Shot", totally showing how imaginative they are?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/09/boris-johnson-pinning-hopes-on-covid-testing-moonshot-leaked-papers-show

wrong end... our method would actually be far superior to this mass testing or at the very least highly complimentary - it's non-invasive, minimises false positives, close to real-time and can estimate the disease moving through a population at scale. Should have been doing this in March to be fair.

[Zetetic]

If it's still the shitting stuff, or similar, complimentary presumably - it would let you identify where you're currently missing cases, put easier local access to testing in (etc.), and hopefully get them isolating quicker.

[BlodwynPig]

If it's still the shitting stuff, or similar, complimentary presumably - it would let you identify where you're currently missing cases, put easier local access to testing in (etc.), and hopefully get them isolating quicker.

Precis. They have done this on US campuses where they can isolate by dorm and then person even if they are asymptomatic. Of course, there are issues...

[Buelligan]

If the pope shits in the woods, can anybody hear his data?

[pigamus]

I'm not giving Boris Johnson my shit. I don't trust him even with that.

[Buelligan]

No, I'm happy to give it, as long as I can deliver it.  I have been saving for some time.

[Uncle TechTip]

This'll be shit, I reckon.

[BlodwynPig]

got a phone call from the government this evening. They would rather hire me directly as a government contractor instead of going through the University. Cast adrift on the stormy ocean of the civil service...pray for me.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Are you wishing you'd screwed the meeting up a bit more?

[BlodwynPig]

Are you wishing you'd screwed the meeting up a bit more?

I'm always a wreck when not armed with information. I have very little at the moment. A lot of serious men talking serious things down the phone. Hell.

BTW, does the security check involve handing over my Cookdandbombd password?

[imitationleather]

As long as you've never used your account to encourage violence against the government or members of the Royal Family you'll be fine.

[Captain Z]

I thought we had agreed that this would be dealt with by now.

[Operty1]

got a phone call from the government this evening. They would rather hire me directly as a government contractor instead of going through the University. Cast adrift on the stormy ocean of the civil service...pray for me.

Are you going for it?

[Sin Agog]

Giz some money.