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🎵 How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with a

Started by pancreas, September 02, 2020, 04:34:50 PM

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Stoneage Dinosaurs

hundred spiders wriggling around inside the yolk, and when it bursts they all begin screeching in unison, and crawl towards you in a caravan of writhing black, crawling into your eyes and mouth while the walls of your house melt into a blanket of molten brick and plaster, smothering you as the spiders eat you from the inside and discomfort becomes excruciating pain, right up until pain is everything and therefore normal, all your surroundings fade into a cold black absence of matter and feeling

Or a nice bit of black pudding

Glebe



pancreas


Noodle Lizard

Quote from: pancreas on September 02, 2020, 06:32:44 PM
what's that, like a soggy biscuit?

Just a biscuit (of your preferred consistency) which you eyeball for a while before saying "Oh go on then!" and putting it on the plate. You can optionally wink at someone nearby and raise your finger to your lips as if to say "shhh". It's a cheeky biscuit 🎵

Pink Gregory

anthrax

i like mine with an anthrax

boiled or fried

I'm satisfied

my skin is frying and boiling


Alberon




petril

pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from outside,
there's no kind of day is dawning,
turn on me oul' knees are starting to
smell of the people, we used to be

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse


Shoulders?-Stomach!


dissolute ocelot