The finale ended up not being quite as bad as I thought it'd be. Like many episodes of Disco, I can't really say it's bad or good, it was just bizarre.
This post is getting long, so I'm not going spoiler text it as it'll be a hideous eyesore on the forum.
So...
DO NOT READ AHEAD IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERSMight as well start with most egregious decision and that's putting Burnham in the command chair. Discovery's been the Burnham show from day 1. That's fine. Can deal with it. What's been unnecessary is that Burnham, already the most prominent character in season 1, has gradually consumed steadily more plot and screen time season on season. It reached a zenith this season where none of the characters have had much of a chance to breathe at all. As I said earlier in the thread, it's fine her being the ultimate hero. As long as you let the rest of the crew do something once in a while. In season 3 of Disco, the rest of the crew did nothing important until the very end, which I'll get to.
As an example, what's Tilly's development been in season 3? "Why are you bringing me on this important mission?" in episode 1 to becoming First Officer (which she relinquishes in the final episode, although she may get it back again with Saru gone), done in about 4 or 5 scenes over the season? And she's the probably the 2nd most important character in the series.
I suppose it was only natural that Burnham would end up in command considering, but unfortunately for the writers, they've made two mistakes on the way.
First off, Burnham has never come across as captain material. Too reckless, repeatedly has disobeyed orders, selectively chooses between the greater good and the personal good, and flips between being enormously self centered and overconfident, and not believing in herself at all.
Secondly, along the way they to making Burnham captain, they created a very good captain in Saru, who they've had to discard from the command chair. He's sensitive, diplomatic, and puts his own wants
[1] behind Starfleet's needs, and shows a backbone when he needs it, Saru is awesome. I'd actually put him ahead of Sisko and Janeway. But now he's not in command anymore.
So how does he come back in season 4, since we have to assume they're not dropping a main character? As Burnham's First Officer? As captain of another ship so he's only recurring? Burnham relinquishing command or being demoted? That'd probably just reset Burnham to the rebellious but ultimately good hearted and annoyingly always right Starfleet officer she's been for 3 seasons, and undo any character development. Maybe there'll be an arc about her struggling with the responsibility of command and ultimately accepting a demotion when Saru re-appears. But I doubt it.
[2] And in any case, I don't trust the writers to deal with any of those things in a non-deranged fashion anymore, so it doesn't matter. It's not going to be good.
I'm also sure that if there's any lasting reprecussions between Stamets and Burnham, they won't handle that in a non-deranged fashion either.
I mentioned above that non-Burnham characters only got to do one big thing. All the time we see Burnham's determination to trace the true source of the Burn so the Federation can be rebuilt, persuading the Vulcans to give up their data, using her massive sciency brain to figure stuff out, and kicking everyone's ass and retaking the ship in the finale, but actually it's Saru who prevents another Burn by connecting with Su'Kal and persuading him to leave the dilithium planet. Saru has saved the Federation. Not Burnham. Something tells me the writers arrived there accidentally.
Rest of the episode falls into the "wat?" category:
The turbolift scene was just nonsense where the turbolift cars fly around in a massive void that makes the interior of the ship look about the size of a borg cube. And even disregarding that the set couldn't fit in the ship, it's not exactly enthralling. Between conception and storyboarding I cannot fathom how many people that ridiculous bullshit went through and none of them said "ah lads, for fuck's sake". The CGI budget on Picard was seemingly so tight that they couldn't give Commodore Oh anything more than a low resolution green screen background instead of a bridge, but they can afford this bollocks.
What was Osyraa's intended end game before Vance broke of negotiations cos he wanted to put in her in jail? It's presumed she was going to do nasty mean things cos she's a bad person and her offer to ally with the Federation was cover for that, but it's never revealed. To be honest, Vance came across as more unreasonable in the breakdown of negotiations, he even admits that the Chain were willing to make a lot of concessions just for a formal armistice. And if Osyraa's offer to ally with the Federation was genuine, why does she bring
Discovery to Starfleet HQ. Why not fly it somewhere else and then just waltz up to their forcefield in her own ship and
ask to negotiate? They'd probably at least hear her out. And then if the negotiations break down, as they did, Starfleet won't know she has
Discovery, and won't be able to recover it when they find out it's missing, leaving Osyraa all the time she needs to reverse engineer the Spore Drive in peace.
Aurellio was a waste of screen time. He was set up as someone who might betray Osyraa in the first part, but then ultimately has no influence on Disco's crew taking back the ship at all, and if he's there to show that Osyraa's not all bad why did they have Burnham shoot her? That's usually reserved for people who are all bad. And he doesn't show any reaction to Burnham's announcement that she killed Osyraa. Incidentally, remember when killing people, even bad people, was a big deal in Star Trek and now it isn't? Now tbf, I don't think Disco started that, I'd argue it started in DS9 when Worf and Garak both killed a Weyoun basically for their own personal satisfaction. But Burnham's awfully casual about saying she did it.
All of a sudden Stamets
isn't the only one who can operate the spore drive. How convenient that happened all of a sudden. So can all Kwejian empaths operate the spore drive now, or just Booker? Could other empaths and telepaths of other species potentially do it?
Discovery goes from being so flimsy that Osyraa has to order her ship to ease up on the shooting when their staging a chase to being able to withstand an attack from several Starfleet vessels and an explosion set off inside the programmable matter connecting the nacelle, and still have enough shields to withstand the
Viridian's attempts to retake it a few minutes later.
Also if they were going to jump out of it with the Spore drive, why did they need to eject the warp and destroy the
Viridian (and narrowly avoid destroying themselves) first?
More weirdness with characters played by Sara Mitich. Nilsson disappears as they re-take the ship and a hitherto unseen Lt. takes a line that presumably meant for her, and then she reappears at the end.
DOT-23s can fuck off. If I wanted to see cutsey droids, I'd watch Star Wars. At least the sentience of the sphere data was already established and they didn't pull it out of their arse for this episode.
I think the best sum up I've seen of that episode is Bernd Schneider from Ex Astris Scientia saying it's the best finale Disco has done, to the best season Disco has done, and then rating it at 4/10.
I dunno what I'll do with season 4. Any time this series shows potential to get good it shits out 3-4 absolutely crap episodes in a row so I should really just drop it, it's not going to go anywhere. Might wait to see how it'll review.