Cooked and Bombed Bang Bus/Fake Taxi

[poo]

PM me postcode and house number I pick you up

[Ferris]

2736 Robie Street, Halifax, NS, Canada, B3K 4P2

[Ferris]

shit forgot to PM that nobody steal my identity

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Aberdeen Venerable Glaive Club, Rhyl. Park up by Brians cjeers

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

21-7 Hedgehog Street, Tallinn , Estonia.
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[Glebe]

Gonna wait on the corner of the Edgware Road. I don't know my way around London, but I'm willing to go as far Barnet if you'll pick me up there. And fix your GPS, mate!