the butty scanner (1983)

[Goldentony]

big chrome font BUTTY SCANNER

cafe, people eating, dark out, door opens, music stops

chrome font

BUTTY SCANNER

STARRING

FUCK A DUCK ELECTRONICS

hang on wait before any of you cunts eat a sandwich
I am the county butty scanner, hold on, let me scan this here
#ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ#
AH JUST AS I SUSPECTED, CHEESE BUTTY AHHHHHH HAVIN THIS ME LIKE THIS

YOU, YAULD COW YOUR BUTTY
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HAM, NICE, MINE LOVE, RIGHT TWO BUTTYS, THATS MORE THAN ENOUGH
IM OFF, DONT FUCKING EAT ANYTHING OK
BECAUSE IVE GOT PHOTOS
starts crying
PHOTOS OF SOME OFYOU IN BIKE SHORTS
AT THE SAUNA
GETTING FUCKED OVER A PHOTOCOPIER

big new title

BLACKMAIL
FUCKED

[Glebe]

Prefer jam butties meself.