is that a pie you've brought in? LADS! PIE IN THE FACTORY

[Goldentony]

all the lads stand up from dinner and work and start chanting with gay abandon

PIE IN THE FACTORY
PIE IN THE FACTORY
THIS SOFT CUNTS BROUGHT A PIE IN THE FACTREEEE

what the fuck I only got a pie

PICK HIM UP
PICK HIM UP
PICK THE FUCKER UP PICK
HIM UP

put me down fuck off no no

TAKE HIS TROUSERS OFF
THEN HIS BALLIES
GIVE HIM A BIG WANK
GIVE HIM A SEMI ON

stop this fucking hell no oh my god

GET A PHOTOOOOO GET A PICTURE
SEND IT TOOK HIS FUCKIN FAMILEEEE
TOSS HIM OFF INTO TE PRODUCE
RECALLED, PRISON, EXECUTED
SATAN DEMANDS SEMEN SARAN DEMANDS SARAKA AUS BLUUMEN EREADICUS ALLO ALLO

loud banging rave music

PIE PIE PIE PIE
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
HELL HELL ARSE ARSE HELL HELL FUCK
 
blokes entire body catches ablaze

SEALS OF HELL, UNFURL
UP MY AAAARSE
HE BROUGHT A PIIIIIE IN FOR DINNNNNNNNNNEEAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Pink Gregory]

honestly, you guuuuuuuuuys