Topic: Anyone been to the Falklands?

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

£5 maximum win.

Paid out in tokens to be redeemed only at the bar.

[Shit Good Nose]

Angel Delight not included in offer.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

the only prostitute in the Falklands

Simon & Garfunkel consider rewrite.
( that Dr. Beat hasn't fazed me at all.)

[Shit Good Nose]

Well this won't be happening now as Mrs Nose has this morning been told her job is going, along with about 90% of the company globally.

Good times!

[Bazooka]

Ouch,sorry to hear chap.

[idunnosomename]

Well this won't be happening now as Mrs Nose has this morning been told her job is going, along with about 90% of the company globally.

Good times!

all excited for nothing. no ready-made angel delight for you

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Nevermind, once the covid pandemic is over, you can both hop on a plane and visit the Falklands together. She was clearly looking forward to it, and you wished you were going too.

[Shit Good Nose]

Ouch,sorry to hear chap.

Thanks.

all excited for nothing. no ready-made angel delight for you

We'll only be able to afford supermarket own brand now.

Nevermind, once the covid pandemic is over, you can both hop on a plane and visit the Falklands together. She was clearly looking forward to it, and you wished you were going too.

Tell me about it - those pics were extremely tantalising.

[The Mollusk]

Great, just bloody great. How are we ever going to know if the LONGDON PRIDE ale is any good now? I hope your wife is proud of herself.

[Sin Agog]

Maybe we can make 'gone to the Falklands' the official euphemism for being made redundant?

[Shit Good Nose]

Great, just bloody great. How are we ever going to know if the LONGDON PRIDE ale is any good now? I hope your wife is proud of herself.

SO many things we'll never know now.  I've told her to go and stand in the corner for ten minutes.

[Uncle TechTip]

Sorry to hear this, hope this is only a temporary setback.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Boooo

[Non Stop Dancer]

The world's fucked. We'll be on 50% unemployed by the end of this.

[EOLAN]

When Priti Patel recently considered sending asylum seekers to Ascension Island.
I presume she wouldn't dare suggest to do it for the Falklands; which is pretty much similar and even less exotic for these people; cos of the emblematic pride it stokes up in those on the right while with no war over Ascenscion Island it has a disconnect that she can just send people away to.

[idunnosomename]

those illegal scum would just gorge on ready-made angel delight and play on the three fruit machines all day!!!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Apparently the patron Saint of the Falklands is St. Peter Falk.