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Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« on: September 07, 2020, 11:30:54 AM »

BlodwynPig

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2020, 11:33:59 AM »
Morph is Q

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2020, 11:43:52 AM »
Well he would say that wouldn’t he?

What’s next, the fella from massive attack gonna deny it too?

The Mollusk

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2020, 11:44:55 AM »
The Head is Hardy Fox.

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2020, 11:54:49 AM »
Art Attack what a show they wouldn't show that on the BBC nowadays with their anti-British woke PC agenda. RIP.

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2020, 11:57:44 AM »
I wish him no ill will and I hope he lives to a ripe old age, but if Buchanan doesn't die of a heart attack when he goes, I'm going to feel very cheated.

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2020, 12:03:18 PM »
I thought everyone thought is was Robert Del Naja.

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2020, 12:26:40 PM »
He was actually smart arty on zzzap! though

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2020, 12:33:20 PM »
I didn't realise that Buchanan had ever been a Banksy suspect.  One for the fuck my hat thread.

In any case, us Bristolians have known for years (long before the Fail "broke" the story) that Banksy is non-celebrity Bristolian Robert Gunningham.  It's the worst kept secret locally.  It's also been proven that it isn't Robert Del Naja as Massive Attack have been on tour in different countries when several Banksy pieces have been done.

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2020, 12:35:25 PM »
Banksy has never done anything anything as good as an episode of Art Attack, I'd be disappointed in Neil if it was true.

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2020, 12:37:33 PM »


Ha! It's literally the Google auto suggestion.

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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2020, 12:50:06 PM »

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2020, 01:03:37 PM »
I refuse to deny that I am Banksy.

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2020, 02:07:23 PM »
Art Attack what a show they wouldn't show that on the BBC nowadays with their anti-British woke PC agenda. RIP.

Especially as it aired on ITV, multichannel identity politics gone mad!

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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2020, 02:15:45 PM »
No doubt they'd have to make Morph into a brown, gender-neutral blob these days.

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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2020, 02:29:58 PM »


Based on the accent I thought it was common knowledge of who he is, here he is being arrested for drawing a picture of a policeman mouse on a school.

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2020, 04:30:42 PM »
The Lurpak man is Burial

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2020, 04:53:48 PM »


Based on the accent I thought it was common knowledge of who he is, here he is being arrested for drawing a picture of a policeman mouse on a school.
neil buchanan's let himself go

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2020, 06:28:24 PM »
^ If any graffiti appears that says "Cream my back, you bitch" then we definitely know it's him.

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2020, 06:53:47 PM »
A funnier proposal for Banksy from Children's TV would have been an early 90s Blue Peter presenter. Not a rogueish one like Leslie - don't try it - one of the unfashionably CofE ones that came from a Tory production line, a completely innocuous vessel of nothing, a condom, a void. Stuart Miles reveals via Methodist TikTok he is the great one! Oh, your Excellency, I am struck down and prostrate before you! My great cocker of snooks, satire rendered flesh, spray-canned moral conscience on the decay-skag walls of severed Albion. To be in your presence is to know life itself remoulded in the dazzling embers of your aura!


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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2020, 07:47:09 PM »
I thought everyone thought is was Robert Del Naja.

What, Neil Buchanan?

Was Daddy G Pat Sharp?

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2020, 07:48:14 PM »
I'm Neil Buchanan and so's my wife

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2020, 08:22:52 PM »
If I was Banksy I'd want to keep it quiet too. He is rubbish.

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2020, 09:55:23 PM »
I thought it was well-known. Even the Daily Hate's journos can use wikipedia, surely? Now pay attention 007:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksy

"Banksy is commonly believed to be Robin Gunningham, born on 28 July 1973 in Yate, 12 miles (19 km) from Bristol.[16][17][12] Several of Gunningham's associates and former schoolmates at Bristol Cathedral School have corroborated this rumour, and in 2016, a study found that the incidence of Banksy's works correlated with the known movements of Gunningham.[18][19][20][21]

According to The Sunday Times, Gunningham began employing the name Robin Banks, which eventually became Banksy. Two cassette sleeves featuring his art work from 1993, for the Bristol Band 'Mother Samosa', exist with his signature.[22]

In June 2017, DJ Goldie referred to Banksy as "Rob".[23]".

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2020, 09:58:19 PM »
Goldie letting the side down with that there. Thanks Goldie.

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« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2020, 10:05:05 PM »
I thought it was well-known. Even the Daily Hate's journos can use wikipedia, surely? Now pay attention 007:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksy

"Banksy is commonly believed to be Robin Gunningham, born on 28 July 1973 in Yate, 12 miles (19 km) from Bristol.[16][17][12] Several of Gunningham's associates and former schoolmates at Bristol Cathedral School have corroborated this rumour, and in 2016, a study found that the incidence of Banksy's works correlated with the known movements of Gunningham.[18][19][20][21]

According to The Sunday Times, Gunningham began employing the name Robin Banks, which eventually became Banksy. Two cassette sleeves featuring his art work from 1993, for the Bristol Band 'Mother Samosa', exist with his signature.[22]

In June 2017, DJ Goldie referred to Banksy as "Rob".[23]".

Nah it's Anstis

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2020, 10:39:09 PM »
it's incredible how anyone still gives a shit about banksy

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2020, 10:48:16 PM »
i bought one of his prints from POW for 150 quid when he just started out, ended up selling it for a tidy profit a few years back.  Cheers Banksy.

Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2020, 10:51:21 PM »
I've got the original bottom lip from the Motormouth set.

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Re: Neil Buchanan is not Banksy
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2020, 07:39:50 AM »
i bought one of his prints from POW for 150 quid when he just started out, ended up selling it for a tidy profit a few years back.

How could you verify it was his? Was it signed "N Buchanan"?

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