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Man Talk

Started by Bazooka, September 07, 2020, 03:50:13 PM

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Bazooka

Wooah fellow men, she looks nice and wholesome.
*Men splutter* I Concur

I watched the football last night, as you have to these days, the game was lovely and funny.


I'm going to buy my wife some flowers and beef burgers tonight, to say sorry for physically forcing her to dust the house.
*other man splutters* I'll copy you and do that.


The F1 car racing was top notch, I wish I was man enough to drive that fast and turn corners that well, the only action I get is the A46, 50mph is plenty for me.


Man 1: tried a salad the other day with no meat in it! It gave me a hernia!
Man 2: You just don't know what they put in foreign food.


Man 1:Hey buddy, I've got us two front row seats for the boxing game on Saturday, gonna be a big treat!
Man 2: Oh what a shame I can't attend, I'm having intercourse with my wife for the first time in years on Saturday.
Man 1: In that case I won't go either.
Man 2: Ok

Sebastian Cobb

so, anyone had one of them yorkie bars?

frajer

Hello chap. How are the twig and berries?
My genitals are in capital working order.
Then why aren't you erect?
Because I am 100.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

dissolute ocelot

Sunday Brunch is an excellent TV show that taught me everything I know about food, alcohol, music, and ladies.


frajer

Evening lads. It's great to get a break from the missus and come down to this men's boozer to talk man chat. How's everyone's fanny?
Nice try, Mrs. Milton. Get out of this men's boozer right this second.

Glebe


jobotic


They call it a Mini, but it's much bigger than the original.

frajer

Did you see Daniel Craig on the cover of GQ? He does not skip his leg days.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Lads, why don't we practice french kissing on each other, so we'll be good at it when we do it with girls?

frajer

Why are your testicles on the outside?
So your dog knows when you've got cancer.
Hahahaha goes the rest of the group. Terry, Lanky, Harold, Cumpants, the lot of 'em, elongated and misshapen with laughter.
How could they know the murderer would soon reveal himself.