Author Topic: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.  (Read 411 times)

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« on: September 08, 2020, 02:08:52 PM »
Terry and June invite you around to their fictional Purely house for laughter, song and chat.

Su Pollard does an Ealing film remake called Typhoo Galore!

You wake up to a load of chocolate and gifts and that.

Your physician solves your phimosis and then you win 100 mil on the Euromillions.

seepage

  • sweaty robot
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2020, 08:01:48 PM »
An industrial-sized vat of Philadelphia cream cheese suddenly explodes all over the place, somehow invading every nook and cranny of your body.

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2020, 08:02:27 PM »
An industrial-sized vat of Philadelphia cream cheese suddenly explodes all over the place, somehow invading every nook and cranny of your body.

Okay, I get it, some people like Philly cheese!

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2020, 10:25:48 PM »
Your rat infestation clears up after they decide they can't tolerate listening to any more Rick Astley.

Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2020, 05:35:45 AM »
The lump on your testicle develops into a third bollock which makes you “sexually unstoppable”.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2020, 09:44:03 AM »
Dignitas ring to bring your appointment forward by a month.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2020, 12:19:26 AM »
After your tweet goes viral, Nestlé agrees to bring back Caramac.

Thomas

  • please describe an encounter with a squirrel
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2020, 01:54:39 AM »
You check Wikipedia and find that you were voted FHM's sexiest person on five separate occasions - including this year!

Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2020, 12:35:40 PM »
All your enemies are killed in a series of mysterious accidents and end up going straight to hell

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2020, 01:26:05 PM »
Depression and anxiety lift, here, have a ticket to visit Wonderland for a lovely holiday.

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2020, 11:14:29 AM »
The clouds are made of candy floss... go on, have a bite!

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2020, 01:58:23 AM »
A watersports enthusiast succesfully corrals a school of jellyfish into a nudist bay and watches through binoculars as the victims frantically micturate on each other.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2020, 02:22:39 AM »
An STI causing you to cum blood arrives at just the moment you've run out of black pudding.

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2020, 05:12:40 PM »
A huge degree of good chemicals surge through your nervous system.

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2020, 03:20:20 PM »
A kindly lunatic deposits fifty grand into your account, cheers.

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2020, 09:44:22 PM »
Fancy a feast? Tuck in! Cash prizes and free holidays to follow!

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2020, 08:49:08 PM »
A discrepancy in reality means that everything comes up roses!

PlanktonSideburns

  • putting the 'rimmage' back in pilgrimage
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2020, 10:56:10 PM »
New batman trailer, OK mate here we go what now

OH SHIT IT'S A MUSICAL?!

BRUCE CAMBELL AS BATS?

DICK VAN DYKE AS ALBERT?

GET IN

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #18 on: Yesterday at 12:42:34 PM »
Those rose bushes look nice and tidy now I've trimmed 'em, oh look I'm floating off into the atmosphere.

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