Euphoria III: Despite the Times.

[Glebe]

2020 is over.

[Glebe]

"And now on BBC1 at 11:00PM on a Saturday in your adolescence, it is time for a Hammer Horror double bill so make yourself a big mug of cocoa and settle down!"

[Glebe]

Hang on, what's this... a huge flying saucer packed with treats and goodies? Get in!

[Glebe]

Your OCD compulsion to post in Euphoria everyday stops!

[wosl]

Kriss Akabusi's laugh transmogrifies into a huge, fluorescent, marshmallowy ball, which proceeds to roll and bounce around your back garden, emitting loud peals of distinctive chortle every time it bonks against the line-prop or the edge of the rockery.

[Glebe]

Kriss Akabusi's laugh transmogrifies into a huge, fluorescent, marshmallowy ball, which proceeds to roll and bounce around your back garden, emitting loud peals of distinctive chortle every time it bonks against the line-prop or the edge of the rockery.

[Glebe]

Fluffins McGee approaches near velocity on a giant candy space rocket!

[petril]

one of your favourite words becomes a short lived fad, then quietly fades away, and you are slightly better off in life

[Glebe]

Nantwich turns into a sort of bubble gum city, chewable and tasty as fuck!

[Glebe]

Things that are eating away at you are resolved, go on, on with y'life!

[Glebe]

It's not rain. It's warm immortality elixir.

[Glebe]

The largest slice of apple tart you have ever seen is air-lifted onto your garden table and you have the kettle on and everything!

[Glebe]

That's the finest jam doughnut I've ever tasted. And there's more, you say? Kettle on!

[Glebe]

You successfully manage to get your name changed to Mr. Whumpkins, and everyone has to address you as such!

"Morning, Mr. Whumpkins!"

"Morning!"

[Glebe]

You take a balloon to work they discover you can have the day off. Off you fly!

[Glebe]

Inspiration lifts you out of the doldrums, and you work on making your dreams come true!

[Glebe]

You haven't had a dump in days, but when you finally 'release the kraken' the relief is just nectar.

[Glebe]

You enter a dream of creative joy and laughter!

[seepage]

Fresh 400 thread count Egyptian cotton fitted sheet? Yes, get in bed, mate.

[Glebe]

Ever floated across a sea of placid joy? Now's y'chance!

[Glebe]

What a nice sleep, now to pop out for a delicious coffee!

[Glebe]

Is that the first whispers of Spring I hear? Come on mate, cheer us up!

[Glebe]

You awake in a jungle paradise, and enjoy papaya fruits galore!

[Glebe]

Warm snow comes down and it's great!

[petril]

a young comedian makes something that really sticks the boot into a stale old television format that should've ended several years ago but is trying to cling on by just still turning up as if nothing has happened

[PlanktonSideburns]

Very good thst

[Chicory]

A plateful of hot buttery potatoes - in the bath!

[pancreas]

Your nemesis no longer thinks you are no longer worth the effort.

[Glebe]

Here, have a nice frosty milkshake.

[PlanktonSideburns]

This thread, oh boy. Love it