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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2020, 07:41:19 PM »
A zoo's red panda breeding programme goes so unexpectedly well that, having completely restored the wild population, they're now giving them away as pets

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2020, 07:36:17 PM »
Relax, you're getting a mega-bonus and I'm planning a lovely holiday for you after the covid subsides. In the meantime, put y'feet up with a beer and allow me to cook you a Sunday roast while you enjoy a marathon watch of your favourite sitcom!

Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2020, 08:19:29 PM »
You get consensually rogered by the man of your dreams

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2020, 08:22:24 PM »
You get consensually rogered by the man of your dreams

Makes a smashing spag bol after too. And I'm not even gay!

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2020, 03:52:51 PM »
Existential anxiety becomes a thing of the past, and you enjoy the rest of your life to the full!

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2020, 06:25:52 PM »
Warm, soft hay, beautiful starlight, joyous, loved feelings!

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2020, 07:48:04 PM »
You are woken at 6 a.m. by the sound of someone trying to break into your front room. You unlock the door and fling it open, to see the perp scarper down the street. Then you realise you are just in time to put the bins out that you forgot to do last night!

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2020, 10:37:57 PM »
You are woken at 6 a.m. by the sound of someone trying to break into your front room. You unlock the door and fling it open, to see the perp scarper down the street. Then you realise you are just in time to put the bins out that you forgot to do last night!

You then notice a cheeky seagull fly off into dawn, with a 'generous' wink! "Caw! Caw!"

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2020, 05:48:58 PM »
Fancy a puddin'? Enjoy!

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2020, 12:22:57 AM »
Syd Little accepts your friend request.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2020, 05:31:25 PM »
You wake up inside a giant candy floss and have to eat your way out.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2020, 10:55:46 PM »
Breakfast with all the trimmin's. Take the day off - have a bonus! - lots of treats in store, great nice one mate grand thanks.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2020, 08:13:57 PM »
All The Flumps appeared at your bedside this morning and gave you all the best in future endeavours.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2020, 10:20:13 PM »
Misjudging a bow, Nigel Farage full-on head-buts the Queen at Trump’s funeral.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2020, 04:38:06 AM »
A legal discrepancy results in you (somehow) owning all the world's big corporations. You shut them down and give all the money to save the world.

Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2020, 12:31:26 PM »
A legal discrepancy results in you (somehow) owning all the world's big corporations. You shut them down and give all the money to save the world.

Amazon's delivery drones overthrow Jeff Bezos, liberate the human workers, and create a post-scarcity utopian society where human and droid can live in harmony.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2020, 01:02:16 PM »
You drift off to a peaceful sleep during Bob Ross programme.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2020, 04:25:10 PM »
Your day is given a boost when you spot Mark Williams browsing around your local Tesco Express singing the Supergran theme.*

*Which was nice.

Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2020, 04:57:18 PM »
You inherit a hot air balloon with the stipulation you must traverse the skies of the Low Lands with regular pit-stops for booze and scratch cards. The BBC are very interested.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2020, 04:59:03 AM »
Free macaques for all!

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2020, 05:44:14 AM »
All anxiety, guilt and shame lifts and you move forward with your life with hope in your heart!

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #51 on: October 12, 2020, 10:56:55 AM »
Massive dump, dinner and a movie.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2020, 03:48:28 AM »
A huge owl trundles around Coventry dispensing advice and wisdom.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #53 on: October 13, 2020, 11:34:08 AM »
Here, have a thousand pounds.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2020, 10:32:55 AM »
Your IBS sorts itself out and your nervous system relaxes and you ascend to Nirvana.

Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2020, 11:44:14 AM »
You lose your train ticket but find it in your back pocket just as the conductor enters the carriage and says, "All tickets, please."

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2020, 11:48:01 AM »
You lose your train ticket but find it in your back pocket just as the conductor enters the carriage and says, "All tickets, please."

And loads of other people incur fines for not having tickets, making you feel even better about yourself.

Plus a gorgeous woman catches your eye and has a quickie with you in the loos.

Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2020, 11:56:09 AM »
And loads of other people incur fines for not having tickets, making you feel even better about yourself.

Plus a gorgeous woman catches your eye and has a quickie with you in the loos.

Avoiding fines and feeling fine. Life doesn't get much sweeter.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2020, 06:53:22 PM »
Avoiding fines and feeling fine. Life doesn't get much sweeter.

Yes it does! You enjoy a lovely sticky bun from the buffet carriage!

Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2020, 06:58:39 PM »
Yes it does! You enjoy a lovely sticky bun from the buffet carriage!

Quickie and a sticky?? Holy moly, this commute is shaping up tremendously.

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