Author Topic: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.  (Read 2483 times)

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2020, 07:09:09 PM »
Quickie and a sticky?? Holy moly, this commute is shaping up tremendously.


"Next stop - Shangri-La!"

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #61 on: October 15, 2020, 01:35:42 PM »
The fictional words flumpkin and sossie-whump are accepted as real words by the Oxford English Dictionary people. Small victories.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2020, 08:47:16 PM »
You wake up from a deep sleep to discover a huge breakfast feast has been prepared in your honour.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #63 on: October 16, 2020, 10:26:54 AM »
Relax, that free £100,000 I promised you is winging it's way into your bank account. I'll get a nice breakfast on for you. How do you like your toast? Oh, btw, that two-week holiday in the Bahamas is booked! More tea... Sir? Yeah forgot to tell you about that Knighthood!

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #64 on: October 16, 2020, 11:14:45 AM »
Kinder Suprise egg with a lovely E inside.


Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #65 on: October 16, 2020, 05:58:31 PM »
Kinder Suprise egg with a lovely E inside.

"'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, sir, what's this? An ecstasy tablet? Here, have a whole bag of 'em, we're clearing out the contraband at Scotland Yard and I can't get shot of this lot!"

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #66 on: October 17, 2020, 12:23:48 PM »
Sunday roast, HP sauce, ice cream for afters, coffee, etc.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #67 on: October 18, 2020, 11:37:30 AM »
You regain your strength and feel ready to tackle anything! Fair play mate!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #68 on: October 19, 2020, 04:09:25 PM »
This fucking pandemic ends.

Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #69 on: October 19, 2020, 04:11:43 PM »
You're better at exercise than last time you worked out and there's nothing inside killing you.

batwings

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #70 on: October 19, 2020, 04:20:53 PM »
A tractor you're stuck behind indicates left.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #71 on: October 19, 2020, 04:22:48 PM »
A tractor you're stuck behind indicates left.

There is no left.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #72 on: October 20, 2020, 12:57:58 PM »
Naked swim in a lake of Oasis summer fruits flavour.

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #73 on: October 20, 2020, 04:39:28 PM »
The microwave is now completely fucked, but that was the very last Cambridge 1:1 Diet sachet left in the house.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #74 on: October 21, 2020, 11:36:05 AM »
A packet of Wagon Wheels has the ability to solve all your problems, and can be enjoyed like a normal packet of Wagon Wheels too, kettle on, smashing.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #75 on: October 21, 2020, 05:46:58 PM »
This one’s real - I formally resigned from the job I’ve worked for 8 years (and hated for 7.5 years), will no longer be an ongoing concern of mine as of November 30. I was accepted to uni this week (starting January), and the mortgage paperwork for the new house came through so unless a meteor hits it in the next 36 days, it’s ours.

For the first time in a long time, I feel like I have a long term plan in place that ends up somewhere I actually want to be professionally, and I’ve put my own happiness first (now that I’ve worked in that shithole long enough to help set us up with a long term home for the Ferris family at large).

Been skipping about the kitchen all week. Cunts keep ringing my blackberry to demand stuff and tell me everything’s gone wrong but I couldn’t give a fig. It’s been great. “How will we cope long term trend on the LIBOR rate? Where is that pricing coming out of Singapore?!” Yeah I’ll get right on that mate, anyway back to watching limmy play RDR2 while I eat crisps. I’m too expensive to sack so I get to coast over the line. Class.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #76 on: October 21, 2020, 05:48:00 PM »
(I hope that’s not too esoteric and wanky, I’ve been working towards all this for a long time and I don’t want to shoehorn it into another thread for no reason. Sorry everyone).

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #77 on: October 21, 2020, 06:32:14 PM »
Congrats and good luck Ferris!

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #78 on: October 21, 2020, 06:50:46 PM »
Yep, sounds like a good payback Ferris, enjoy university

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #79 on: October 22, 2020, 02:04:28 PM »
You spend the weekend in a holiday caravan, reading through old copies of The Beano and enjoying all sorts of goodies from the shop!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #80 on: October 22, 2020, 11:27:23 PM »
If you're a fan of penny sweets, get ready - for a plethora of the delicious chews are freely available for all to enjoy!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #81 on: October 24, 2020, 04:53:51 PM »
Prince once had his head exchanged with that of a goose in a bizarre but hilarious experiment!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #82 on: October 25, 2020, 02:52:14 PM »
On a crisp autumn morn, you stroll past an ancient statue that winks at you, and instantly get a message in your mind saying, "It's going to be okay mate, history's spirits are guiding you through the forest".

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #83 on: October 26, 2020, 05:34:50 PM »
Well this is a relaxing evening? You've prepared some lovely spag bol for me? Let's watch a movie with a few beers after!

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #84 on: Today at 04:02:48 AM »
You find Kate Bush humming soothing tunes in your converted attic.

Glebe

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Re: Euphoria III: Despite the Times.
« Reply #85 on: Today at 05:33:15 PM »
A giant tub of your favourite ice cream, simple as that.

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