Author Topic: FUCK CHRISTMAS  (Read 2266 times)

Blue Jam

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2020, 02:05:03 PM »
BoJo's own rules will make it impossible for him to spend Christmas with all of his kids. How convenient.

Dr Rock

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2020, 02:15:14 PM »
New Year's Eve's gonna be buggered too, yay!

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2020, 02:26:33 PM »
BoJo's own rules will make it impossible for him to spend Christmas with all of his kids. How convenient.

lol

Blue Jam

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2020, 02:34:00 PM »
New Year's Eve's gonna be buggered too, yay!

No Hogmanay Street party in Embra, and no Airbnb twats in my building, yay!

Now we just need to cancel the shit Christmas market:

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/people/disaster-waiting-happen-readers-react-plans-edinburgh-christmas-market-2020-2966756

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2020, 02:38:55 PM »
haha, people in edinburgh might be able to celebrate it without being allocated a ticket to something happening in their own street.

Blue Jam

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2020, 02:47:24 PM »
If we're lucky Edinburgh will stop being the UK's biggest theme park and revert to being an actual livable city.

BlodwynPig

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2020, 02:49:11 PM »
Back to paganism on desolate hillsides

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2020, 02:52:06 PM »
If we're lucky Edinburgh will stop being the UK's biggest theme park and revert to being an actual livable city.

For 11 months of the year.

Zetetic

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2020, 02:56:06 PM »
Claimant count probably reaching towards mid-'80s levels if that's what you're hoping for.


Rizla

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2020, 03:01:06 PM »
Back to paganism on desolate hillsides
Ahh the old ways. Daubing yourself up with white face paint, doing your nut to the sativa drummers on a heroic dose of the shrooms, then all back to the walk inn for the 6am disco. I miss the 90s sometimes

Blue Jam

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2020, 03:06:29 PM »
I'm guessing the Torchlight Parade won't be happening, and that's something I actually will miss. Standing on the Royal Mile, watching the big hairy Shetland Vikings bellowing, followed by pipers and drummers with fairy lights wrapped round their pipes and drums, and thousands of twinkling lights stretching all the way to Calton Hill. Then a pint in a nice warm pub. It always feels a bit magical.

Dex Sawash

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2020, 10:26:19 PM »
I gave you the 'vid
The very next day
you were put on ventilator.

Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2020, 11:21:06 AM »
Oh I wish I could get Covid every day
When the cough is sputtering and your smell has gone away

Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2020, 02:44:48 PM »
COVID


COVID


COVID



Another Lockdown for our Christmas
With no Brexit deal to come
All the paedos have broken free
You'll never guess what you've got from me




(the Coronavirus!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2020, 03:09:56 PM »
No Christmas? Thank you coronovirs!

Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2020, 12:42:18 PM »
New Year's Eve's gonna be buggered too, yay!
I spent New Year's Eve last year in a field with 3 other people, so I should be set. (We weren't camping, we'd just taken fizz to the park to watch very distant fireworks because we couldn't find anywhere decent to go.)

Fr.Bigley

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2020, 12:57:24 PM »
I spent New Year's Eve last year in a field with 3 other people, so I should be set. (We weren't camping, we'd just taken fizz to the park to watch very distant fireworks because we couldn't find anywhere decent to go.)

Spelt "wiz" wrong love. glad you had a ripping good time though.

BlodwynPig

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Re: FUCK CHRISTMAS
« Reply #47 on: September 21, 2020, 05:43:58 PM »
In the bleak midwinter...

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