COME TO HAMPSHIRE and other Government posters you have spotted

[Fambo Number Mive]

In the city centre this morning and Visit Hampshire posters are on all the bus stops with a government logo in the left hand corner, telling us to have a "staycation in Hampshire". Why Hampshire? Why so many posters? What other government posters have you spotted?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Look mate can't you just have a staycation in Hampshire already

[Pinball]

Dorset is much nicer. Go there.

[Gurke and Hare]

Look mate can't you just have a staycation in Hampshire already

Only if you live there. OTHERWISE IT'S NOT A STAYCATION, IT'S A HOLIDAY.

[H-O-W-L]

Spraycation. Go there and billow goblet-filling guff clouds of aerosolized COVID particulate shitdeath. Just fucking mangle the cunting place with your lung-gosm.

I mean, fuck it, you don't live there!

[Zetetic]

Why Hampshire? Why so many posters?

The New Rome of Basingstoke.

Are the hanging gardens of IBM still there?