Author Topic: Moggy in isolation.  (Read 1155 times)


ollyboro

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2020, 02:09:53 PM »
Surprised this tosser's kid has caught such a modern disease. I'd have thought Rickets or Scurvy would have been more suitable.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2020, 02:18:45 PM »
consumption would be apt i reckon

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2020, 02:25:02 PM »
Isolating from the 20th century eh readers?

Also paying all his taxes.

Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2020, 03:21:04 PM »
consumption would be apt i reckon

or gout.

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2020, 04:41:46 PM »
I thought Typhus was the name of one of his kids.

Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2020, 04:51:47 PM »
or gout.

Ah that one is for myself. Don't think Moggy has the frame for that glutinous disease.

Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2020, 06:09:28 PM »
hope they all die haha

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Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2020, 07:13:15 PM »
or gout.

Nah, they're oddly skinny the moggs, not quite the same as the porcine, cigar-and-port tories, but good bedfellows.

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2020, 07:14:47 PM »
hope they all die haha

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2020, 08:13:24 PM »
Hope he pops his Moggs.

Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2020, 08:16:00 PM »
hope they all die haha

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2020, 10:20:14 PM »
I was a bit worried when I saw the thread title that this was about another, more serious case of human-feline COVID transmission. Big sigh of relief when I saw the link.

Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2020, 11:19:07 AM »
Is it edgelordy if you actually mean it?
i think so.

I will clarify, I would genuinely be delighted if he and all his children were to die.

Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2020, 01:58:09 PM »
I was a bit worried when I saw the thread title that this was about another, more serious case of human-feline COVID transmission. Big sigh of relief when I saw the link.

Same. The posho dust-grey stick insect is about as far from a cat as its possible to get, its a shame his name is similar to lovely, lovely cats.

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2020, 04:43:38 PM »
i think so.

I will clarify, I would genuinely be delighted if he and all his children were to die.

More likely his wife'll bang out another kid or three for Jacob to name by putting a pin in his Oxford Classical Dictionary.

Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2020, 09:46:28 PM »
Fucking Walter the Softy-faced arsehole. Shit yourself inside out you nonsense.

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2020, 09:50:16 PM »
Think yourselves lucky - cunt's my local MP.

Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2020, 10:00:01 PM »
Oof. Condolences. Whatever you do, DON'T setup a sniper's nest with a great view of his office. That's the LAST THING I'D WANT.

Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2020, 02:33:42 AM »
Think yourselves lucky - cunt's my local MP.
my commiserations for living in borsetshire

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Re: Moggy in isolation.
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2020, 07:46:25 AM »
Oof. Condolences. Whatever you do, DON'T setup a sniper's nest with a great view of his office. That's the LAST THING I'D WANT.

Office? It's all fields round there. Ample trees for cover,but also scrumpy drinking farmer fuckwit with his inferiority complex and his gun,wanting to defend his land baron.

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