Moggy in isolation.

[Sebastian Cobb]

https://m.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jacob-rees-mogg-isolating-coronavirus_uk_5f59f48fc5b62874bc18dcd2?ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001&fbclid=IwAR2upScTJSA5HGXx4QsuS3smn8BKQQB_gtZAwTXpVjPfq9JrOMQIXOXaw5Y&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9sLmZhY2Vib29rLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAK229nE40wnxTwqN7fz5tdncw4ibowpAstNB1L0qWvOJd9QXtq6d17bm91WQhulIRJSCoMJoIlsfMphZ2J2rxEjpsiczlMR1emG6FBs2tAKdyj4amaoVFIeOPZxjgdYwhy0SSWv1ZGH_Xr6YTdXn66BB7ck9LFqY862e1ZwrthO1


One of his kids developed symptoms so he's locking down.

Fingers crossed eh readers.

[ollyboro]

Surprised this tosser's kid has caught such a modern disease. I'd have thought Rickets or Scurvy would have been more suitable.

[Sebastian Cobb]

consumption would be apt i reckon

[Dr Rock]

Isolating from the 20th century eh readers?

Also paying all his taxes.

[Jittlebags]

consumption would be apt i reckon

or gout.

[rack and peanut]

I thought Typhus was the name of one of his kids.

[EOLAN]

or gout.

Ah that one is for myself. Don't think Moggy has the frame for that glutinous disease.

[idunnosomename]

hope they all die haha

- internet  edgelord

[Sebastian Cobb]

or gout.

Nah, they're oddly skinny the moggs, not quite the same as the porcine, cigar-and-port tories, but good bedfellows.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

hope they all die haha

- internet  edgelord

Best to mean it, I find, and do.

[thenoise]

Hope he pops his Moggs.

[bgmnts]

hope they all die haha

- internet  edgelord

Is it edgelordy if you actually mean it?

[flotemysost]

I was a bit worried when I saw the thread title that this was about another, more serious case of human-feline COVID transmission. Big sigh of relief when I saw the link.

[idunnosomename]

Is it edgelordy if you actually mean it?

i think so.

I will clarify, I would genuinely be delighted if he and all his children were to die.

[frajer]

I was a bit worried when I saw the thread title that this was about another, more serious case of human-feline COVID transmission. Big sigh of relief when I saw the link.

Same. The posho dust-grey stick insect is about as far from a cat as its possible to get, its a shame his name is similar to lovely, lovely cats.

[thenoise]

i think so.

I will clarify, I would genuinely be delighted if he and all his children were to die.

More likely his wife'll bang out another kid or three for Jacob to name by putting a pin in his Oxford Classical Dictionary.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Fucking Walter the Softy-faced arsehole. Shit yourself inside out you nonsense.

[Shit Good Nose]

Think yourselves lucky - cunt's my local MP.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Oof. Condolences. Whatever you do, DON'T setup a sniper's nest with a great view of his office. That's the LAST THING I'D WANT.

[idunnosomename]

Think yourselves lucky - cunt's my local MP.

my commiserations for living in borsetshire

[thenoise]

Oof. Condolences. Whatever you do, DON'T setup a sniper's nest with a great view of his office. That's the LAST THING I'D WANT.

Office? It's all fields round there. Ample trees for cover,but also scrumpy drinking farmer fuckwit with his inferiority complex and his gun,wanting to defend his land baron.