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Shit Good Nose

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Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« on: September 10, 2020, 05:49:48 PM »
Bacon - https://getpocket.com/explore/item/we-tried-8-methods-of-cooking-bacon-and-found-an-absolute-winner?utm_source=pocket-newtab


Short version - oven cook it on greaseproof paper.


CAVEAT - this is American, so obvs it uses streaky.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2020, 05:50:23 PM »
Fry or grave

Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2020, 05:51:07 PM »
Not very environmentally friendly.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2020, 05:53:32 PM »
Not very environmentally friendly.

Especially the sous vide one - 12 fucking hours!!!!!!!!

Dread to think what her annual electricity consumption is.

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2020, 05:58:04 PM »
um, grill?

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2020, 05:59:36 PM »
um, grill?

American - BROIL.

"Okay, gonna stick that wonderful bacon under the broiler" etc.

But no.  Again, cos American.

BROIL!

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2020, 06:02:31 PM »

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2020, 06:10:55 PM »
Not very environmentally friendly.

http://www.greenergoodbyes.co.uk/two/

This seems to be a greener way to get in grave greenly.

Glebe

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2020, 06:15:48 PM »
Six Eight Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2020, 06:22:48 PM »
Marco Pierre-White reckons the best way to do bacon is to microwave it. But then he offended Jamaicans everywhere by winging a rice and pea recipe without bothering to do any research.

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2020, 06:23:14 PM »
"Okay, gonna stick that wonderful bacon under the broiler smoker"


Shit Good Nose

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2020, 06:25:57 PM »
The meats there being the two guys next to him of course.  Because he's a cannibal.  His book 100 BBQ Long Pork recipes has been top of the cannibal cookbook sales list since it came out.

The Mollusk

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2020, 06:32:03 PM »
Mushroom, mushroom

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2020, 06:32:54 PM »
Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs tribute act realise they've got too many words in their name.

The Mollusk

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2020, 06:42:18 PM »


This will never not make me laugh.

<points at screen> I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK RIBS

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2020, 06:43:54 PM »
I can heartily (pun intended) recommend Lidl Deluxe honey cured streaky.  Much as I like back, and don't mind middle (if you can find decent middle), I think I am most partial to streaky.

Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2020, 06:44:58 PM »
Can't Zuck employ a better hairdresser? His hair is so inexplicably shit. I think his Mum still does it.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2020, 06:46:09 PM »
Can't Zuck employ a better hairdresser? His hair is so inexplicably shit.

He obviously does it himself.  Which is exactly why and how he's so rich.

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2020, 06:53:17 PM »
Fucking love bacon me, fucking stuff that fucking folded pork stomach gris fuckigh gullet, mmm fucking cking fanged maw of a fucking gullet, mmm fucking greasy salty gobshite mmfmgh fucking mince it in me like the metal shark in james and the giant peach mmmh fucking thick fifty pound bacon explosion chunks of fucking sheer rotten animal meat being sloughed into shite inside my abyssal yawn

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2020, 06:57:56 PM »
I think H-O-W-L is having a bacon induced stroke.

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2020, 07:06:44 PM »
Can't Zuck employ a better hairdresser? His hair is so inexplicably shit. I think his Mum still does it.

It's the hiding in plain sight tactic to disguise what he really is. Anything trying to masquerade as human would surely go to much better lengths than that to hide its true self, wouldn't it?

Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2020, 07:17:37 PM »
“Gone are the days when bacon was exclusive to breakfast!”


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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2020, 07:23:41 PM »
I wonder if instead of greaseproof paper you could use those reusable silicon sheets.

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« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2020, 07:47:26 PM »
Is the thread title to be sung to the tune of No Limit?

Bacon
Bacon, bacon
Bacon, bacon
Bacon
BACON BACON

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2020, 07:49:02 PM »
Since March seem to be chomping through multiple packets of pre-cooked Co-op/Aldi crispy a day. Since IIRC they say one or two rashers a day is unreasonable and these packets contain about 20, definitely DEAD SOON if I don't change my ways.

Glebe

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2020, 07:59:44 PM »
“Gone are the days when bacon was exclusive to breakfast!”



Streaky green.

Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2020, 08:05:03 PM »
30 years ago, on holiday in that there Florida, we used to go for all-you-can eat breakfast. Yank bacon is a fucking disgrace. Swimming in grease, more fat than meat, cooked within an inch of it's life. For a society built on fat buggers, they have no clue about bacon.

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2020, 08:07:39 PM »
For a society built on fat buggers, they have no clue about bacon.

Or chocolate.

Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2020, 08:14:09 PM »
Marco Pierre-White reckons the best way to do bacon is to microwave it. But then he offended Jamaicans everywhere by winging a rice and pea recipe without bothering to do any research.

I remember him saying that years ago and he still stands by it now, even though he’s so completely wrong about it that it makes me question his credentials. Even viewing it through the most objective prism I can, it’s just not fucking true, not even remotely.

And his son is a complete cunt.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2020, 08:16:05 PM »
All you need to do to wave away Pierre-White is to look at his fingernails.  Fucking FILTHY.

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