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Shit Good Nose

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Okay, own up
« on: September 12, 2020, 04:26:33 PM »
which of you Wimblewrongers is Brummie collage artist Cold War Steve? https://visitbirmingham.com/whats-on/cold-war-steve-bennys-babbies-p1366701

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2020, 04:47:56 PM »
I mean that wouldn’t really deserve to through the first round.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2020, 04:49:19 PM »
Lacks anal gape.

Rizla

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2020, 05:09:45 PM »
that's garbage. I liked CWS when it was just actual Cold War era pics with Phil Mitchell insertion. It's been shit since Brexit.

Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2020, 05:26:39 PM »
Is that Egg Wallace outside Mr Egg? It's a bit hard to make out.

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2020, 05:28:49 PM »
Is Boris Johnson a Brummie as well as a Yank and a Russian?

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2020, 05:55:58 PM »
I mean that wouldn’t really deserve to through the first round.

It's not very good, is it? Don't get the popularity really.

The Mollusk

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2020, 06:04:40 PM »
As a former teenage greebo from the West Midlands I am intensely happy that the beloved alternative clothing shop Oasis has been included. But other than that, it's a heap of shit image.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2020, 06:07:45 PM »
Seems like a rip-off of the Birmingham it's not shit campaign to me.

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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2020, 06:10:01 PM »
Cold War Steve is blue-tick smug shit for cunts. The fucking fawning comments underneath them boil my piss.

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2020, 06:30:54 PM »
The books in the 2nd hand bookshop next to Mr Egg was fucking great in the 90s. They also had a shabbily erected little mdf hut thing in the corner for all the porn.

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2020, 06:34:15 PM »
There's way more talent on this forum.

Also, if I was from Birmingham, I'd be getting extremely tired of the 'Benny off Crossroads' thing that peaked around 1978.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2020, 06:41:54 PM »
Is that Egg Wallace outside Mr Egg? It's a bit hard to make out.

Although it is difficult to tell, I'm fairly certain it isn't.


There's way more talent on this forum.

Also, if I was from Birmingham, I'd be getting extremely tired of the 'Benny off Crossroads' thing that peaked around 1978.

Don't forget HP.

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2020, 06:52:13 PM »
The books in the 2nd hand bookshop next to Mr Egg was fucking great in the 90s. They also had a shabbily erected little mdf hut thing in the corner for all the porn.

Readers World. Used to be in the underpass till the Bullring was redeveloped, then egg-adjacent as you say, then in Digbeth. Still had a stall in the market until recently I think.

icehaven

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2020, 07:24:05 PM »
According to the article he was asked to do it in September last year and it was completed in April this year. So it took him 7 months to get a list of famous Brummies off Wikipedia then copy and paste pictures of them into a slapdash collage. I can only presume he didn't bother until lockdown started then spent a whole afternoon on it when he'd finally run out of other things to do.
Not that I'm just bitter because I'm not on it, but that Malala is and I've lived here longer than she has. I expect her inclusion on this seminal work makes getting shot in the head worthwhile.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2020, 07:28:36 PM »
According to the article he was asked to do it in September last year and it was completed in April this year. It took him 7 months to get a list of famous Brummies off Wikipedia then copy and paste pictures of them into a slapdash collage. I can only presume he didn't bother until lockdown started then spent a whole afternoon on it when he'd finally run out of other things to do.

Fucking hell, 7 months!!!!!  It's about as good as my rushed Paint efforts on here, and I spend about 7 minutes!  I guess the remaining 6 months, 3 weeks, 6 days and however many minutes is used to tidy up the edges that I don't bother with (believe it or not).

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2020, 07:32:07 PM »
6 of those months was probably meticulously checking he hadn't accidentally included someone from The Blackcountry by mistake, which would've obviously ended his career

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2020, 07:40:29 PM »
6 of those months was probably meticulously checking he hadn't accidentally included someone from The Blackcountry by mistake, which would've obviously ended his career

Bet you there's a rogue pork scratching in there somewhere.

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2020, 08:00:43 PM »
According to the article he was asked to do it in September last year and it was completed in April this year. So it took him 7 months to get a list of famous Brummies off Wikipedia then copy and paste pictures of them into a slapdash collage. I can only presume he didn't bother until lockdown started then spent a whole afternoon on it when he'd finally run out of other things to do.
Not that I'm just bitter because I'm not on it, but that Malala is and I've lived here longer than she has. I expect her inclusion on this seminal work makes getting shot in the head worthwhile.

The University of Wolverhampton have given him an honorary doctorate for his slapdash collages too.

Fucking hell, 7 months!!!!!  It's about as good as my rushed Paint efforts on here, and I spend about 7 minutes!  I guess the remaining 6 months, 3 weeks, 6 days and however many minutes is used to tidy up the edges that I don't bother with (believe it or not).

He doesn't even bother matching the colours either.

Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2020, 08:22:10 PM »
Do The Pallasades and the HP factory still exist? Thought HP stopped making stuff back in about 2008 and moved production to The Netherlands. If not then I've about 12 years of boycott to make up for.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2020, 09:31:13 PM »
*whoops*

icehaven

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2020, 10:52:56 PM »
Do The Pallasades and the HP factory still exist? Thought HP stopped making stuff back in about 2008 and moved production to The Netherlands. If not then I've about 12 years of boycott to make up for.

The entire Pallasades is now the world's massivest Primark and yes, HP moved production to Europe years ago.

Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2020, 10:56:38 PM »
I may be imagining it but I'm pretty sure it didn't taste the same after the move. Not as spicy. Bring back Marathon etc.

Glebe

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Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2020, 01:14:45 PM »
Giant Benny peekin' around there has been automatically added to the CaB Meme Library.

Re: Okay, own up
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2020, 01:35:40 PM »
Lawrence!

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