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I’m a wasp prostitute or some shit, AMA

Started by Rizla, September 13, 2020, 04:02:56 PM

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Rizla

Do all like sex with different insects and stuff. What u wanna know tough guy?


The Mollusk

Do you practice safe sex, and if so, isn't it even more dangerous for a honeybee to pull out quickly and risk an abdominal rupture and death than, say, catching a bit of wasp herpes off you?

I ask this with the obvious prerequisite knowledge that bee condoms don't exist because that would just be fucking stupid and this isn't a fantasy world.

Glebe

I often spot bluebottles hanging around the windowsill looking for business.

Rizla

Hi guys sorry for starting this thread and abandoning it-got called out unexpectedly to a stag party and have spent all day with my petiole all glommed up with beetle spunk.

Mollusk - I don't take on bee clients - some say that's racist but it's my thorax my rules. I will do arachnid role-play and butterfly domination but I draw the line at bees. Sorry mate.

Glebe - yes I know those guys, they want to gawp through the window but they never part with any insect money.

Seepage - I will buzz you off for one if that's your "thing"