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I am the ultimate martial artist.
« on: September 14, 2020, 11:52:46 AM »
I am a black belt in judo, karate and kung fu and also my own personal style.

I can do flips, kicks, rolls, chops, chips, punches, butts and biffs.

I can do the thing where I just sort of turn your head a bit and it breaks your neck killing you instantly.

I can cross any moat.

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: I am the ultimate martial artist.
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2020, 12:55:09 PM »
I can cross any moat.

My new, improved moat has big walls around it. Swivel.

Re: I am the ultimate martial artist.
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2020, 01:13:55 PM »
So what you've made is not really a moat but a house with a pond for a floor.

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: I am the ultimate martial artist.
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2020, 01:18:32 PM »
So what you've made is not really a moat but a house with a pond for a floor.

You're just fuming cos you know your fake kung fu 'skills' are unusable at my moat.

Re: I am the ultimate martial artist.
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2020, 01:26:36 PM »
Just done a backflip over your moat mate.

Glebe

  • But when Bruce Wayne goes it's all gonna collapse.
Re: I am the ultimate martial artist.
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2020, 01:32:53 PM »
Just done a backflip over your moat mate.

Pix of GTFO.

Re: I am the ultimate martial artist.
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2020, 01:58:18 PM »
Sorry... I move too quickly for any camera to capture.

Captain Z

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Re: I am the ultimate martial artist.
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2020, 03:05:23 PM »
The ultimate Martial artist is Mathers.

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