I am the ultimate martial artist.

[popcorn]

I am a black belt in judo, karate and kung fu and also my own personal style.

I can do flips, kicks, rolls, chops, chips, punches, butts and biffs.

I can do the thing where I just sort of turn your head a bit and it breaks your neck killing you instantly.

I can cross any moat.

[Glebe]

I can cross any moat.

My new, improved moat has big walls around it. Swivel.

[popcorn]

So what you've made is not really a moat but a house with a pond for a floor.

[Glebe]

So what you've made is not really a moat but a house with a pond for a floor.

You're just fuming cos you know your fake kung fu 'skills' are unusable at my moat.

[popcorn]

Just done a backflip over your moat mate.

[Glebe]

Just done a backflip over your moat mate.

Pix of GTFO.

[popcorn]

Sorry... I move too quickly for any camera to capture.

[Captain Z]

The ultimate Martial artist is Mathers.