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Sausage & egg McBacon

Started by touchingcloth, September 14, 2020, 01:25:08 PM

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Ferris

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on September 16, 2020, 09:02:00 PM
Oh god that means the alternative is pressed scrambled egg,

Convinced that's what it is. The square shape belies it's origin of rolls and rolls of flat pressed egg, with squares press-cut to be assembled in croissant. Mcdonalds probably have a circle cutter and crimp them out for their McMuffins leaving loads of wasted corner bits. All pressed egg corner bits straight in the bin.

Made myself feel ill now.

Dex Sawash

Ive eaten hundreds of those ham/egg/chz BK croissanwiches[nb]were 2/$2 for a decade or more[/nb] and never had an egg that looked overcooked or that showed any sign of surface variation or even a browned edge. No idea what sort of machine cooks and folds the eggs. I assume it happens somewhere else. They definitely assemble and microwave wave them in the BK, you can see them fiddling with them back there.

Thursday

Thinking about Sausage and Egg McBacon guy. What do you think he's doing right now?

Glebe

Quote from: Thursday on September 17, 2020, 01:03:48 AM
Thinking about Sausage and Egg McBacon guy. What do you think he's doing right now?

Eating Sausage and Egg McBacon.

Ferris

feel like pure shit just want sausage and egg mcbacon

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 17, 2020, 03:44:31 PM
feel like pure shit just want sausage and egg mcbacon

This could be my 'live, laugh, love'.

paruses

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on September 17, 2020, 03:52:10 PM
This could be my 'live, laugh, love'.

Someone on here must be able to turn it into that funny Chinese writing for the tattooist.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Thursday on September 17, 2020, 01:03:48 AM
Thinking about Sausage and Egg McBacon guy. What do you think he's doing right now?

Quote from: touchingcloth on September 14, 2020, 01:25:08 PM
He sadly received no bacon, no sausage and no egg as regrettably I murdered him.

Well according to this, he's starting to bloat and have bloody foam drip from his face. Assuming the dingoes haven't cleared up.

Bazooka

Quote from: paruses on September 17, 2020, 05:34:13 PM
Someone on here must be able to turn it into that funny Chinese writing for the tattooist.

It was as joint effort between me and my girlfriend, she did the Chinese obviously, 'Mc' doesn't translate unfortunately:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋 mcbacon

paruses

Quote from: Bazooka on September 17, 2020, 06:40:22 PM
It was as joint effort between me and my girlfriend, she did the Chinese obviously, 'Mc' doesn't translate unfortunately:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋 mcbacon

Brilliant. Reckon that will fit across my shoulders. Cheers

Moment on the lips, lifetime on the shoulders.

Sebastian Cobb

Possibly a bit dim/ignorant, but I wonder if it's more of a pain in the arse being dyslexic in places that use logograms, or if it's just unfamiliarity? I'd guess so given there's more than 26 symbols to misconstrue, and the information per symbol is denser. Never really considered it before.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Bazooka on September 17, 2020, 06:40:22 PM
It was as joint effort between me and my girlfriend, she did the Chinese obviously

I bet she did, the dirty old bollocks.

Bazooka

麦当劳咸肉 三明治   咸肉
MacDonald xiánròu Sānmíngzhì, I was wrong MacDonald's is麦当劳 Màidāngláo

MacDonald salty meat

So the full tattoo would be:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋

touchingcloth

Google gave me a phonetic as well as English translation:

Quote感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋

Gǎnjué xiàng chúncuì de gǒu shǐ zhǐshì xiǎng xiāngcháng hé jīdàn

Careful, mate. Racist, that. Careful.

paruses

Quote from: Bazooka on September 17, 2020, 06:58:25 PM
麦当劳咸肉 三明治   咸肉
MacDonald xiánròu Sānmíngzhì, I was wrong MacDonald's is麦当劳 Màidāngláo

MacDonald salty meat

So the full tattoo would be:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋


Just want to check that last line is the full tattoo - don't want to look stupid.

Bazooka

It is, and reads like an ancient Chinese proverb.

Ferris

Quote from: Bazooka on September 17, 2020, 06:58:25 PM
麦当劳咸肉 三明治   咸肉
MacDonald xiánròu Sānmíngzhì, I was wrong MacDonald's is麦当劳 Màidāngláo

MacDonald salty meat

So the full tattoo would be:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋

"It feels like pure shit just want sausage and eggs"

That's a great tattoo.

touchingcloth

What is it it China if you change shit to shite?

Dex Sawash


Bazooka

China McDonald's Breakfast Menu:

Scrambled Egg German Flavor Sausage Burger Single Meal
Double Grilled Chicken Muffin(the texture is not pleasant, had one bite and binned it)
Sausage McMuffin
Egg McMuffin
Egg Sausage Muffin
Big Breakfast
Bacon Big Breakfast
Congee with Pickled Cabbage and Bamboo Shoot Combo(rice porridge and a hash brown on the side)
)
Congee with Chicken and Preserved Egg
Congee with Chicken and Salted Egg Yolk
Scrambled Egg Sausage Burger
Scrambled Egg Cheese Burger
Scrambled Egg German Flavor Sausage Burger
German Flavor Sausage Mornig Wrap(hash brown inside)
Pineapple Pie
Banana Pie
Tarro Pie
Asian Dough Stick
Large Corn Cup(tub of sweet corn))
Ham Morning Wrap (a McHam)
Energetic Egg

https://4008-517-517.cn/cn/browse/menu.html

I've only ever had the McSausage McMuffin because wobbly eggs (only eat scrambled eggs or omelettes and only cooked by me)are my Achilles heel in the food world, the energetic egg strikes fear into me, and the Bacon Big Breakfast is like a luncheon meat frisby, but no McBacon allowed in the people's Republic.









Consignia

Love Google's overally literal translation of the McChinese Menu:



"Ping Board" support
Domineering five colours
"Chicken" can't be lost

Sebastian Cobb


NoSleep

Apple and something, by the looks.

Consignia

It's Taro, that purple sweet potato thing.

Sebastian Cobb

in an apple pie pastry? dirty bastards.

steve98

Least it's not dog, that's something.

NoSleep

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on September 18, 2020, 01:54:53 PM
in an apple pie pastry? dirty bastards.

I wasn't looking at the fresh apple pieces that must be the dessert. But it does look like a ronald's apple pie.