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Sausage & egg McBacon

Started by touchingcloth, September 14, 2020, 01:25:08 PM

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Gurke and Hare

Any crisps other than plain, salt and vinegar or cheese and onion are an affront to god. And meat flavoured ones are always crap.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak, dickhead. McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak.

mjwilson

Frazzles would like a word as well.

pancreas

Quote from: seepage on September 15, 2020, 07:16:59 PM
Not sure I've seen Ribera del Duero in a box, but who knows?

Or Priorat, but I was entering into the spirit.


steve98

Meat-flavour crisp loser needs to educate himself.

SpiderChrist

Quote from: Gurke and Hare on September 15, 2020, 09:15:54 PM
Any crisps other than plain, salt and vinegar or cheese and onion are an affront to god. And meat flavoured ones are always crap.

Marmite crisps rule the earth. And there is no God except that which dwells in the minds of men.

dissolute ocelot

Mackie's haggis and black pepper. And they're vegan. And taste of black pepper.

Gurke and Hare

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on September 15, 2020, 09:31:43 PM
McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak, dickhead. McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak.

Crap.

Quote from: mjwilson on September 15, 2020, 09:39:05 PM
Frazzles would like a word as well.

Corn based snack, so not technically crisps.

Icehaven

Quote from: Gurke and Hare on September 15, 2020, 09:15:54 PM
Any crisps other than plain, salt and vinegar or cheese and onion are an affront to god. And meat flavoured ones are always crap.

I tried some of these



a few months ago, hideous.

touchingcloth

I think we should all put quite a lot of effort into encouraging pancreas to try at least one item from the McDonald's breakfast menu.

steve98


Ferris

Quote from: touchingcloth on September 16, 2020, 01:28:21 PM
I think we should all put quite a lot of effort into encouraging pancreas to try at least one item from the McDonald's breakfast menu.

He's a Burger King man is he?

Sebastian Cobb

does bk have a breakfast menu? i've never tried it.

Ferris

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on September 16, 2020, 01:39:56 PM
does bk have a breakfast menu? i've never tried it.

Must do the dirty fuckers

Icehaven

Quote from: touchingcloth on September 16, 2020, 01:28:21 PM
I think we should all put quite a lot of effort into encouraging pancreas to try at least one item from the McDonald's breakfast menu.

Not at the moment though as they still aren't doing the bagels, and they're the most representative item by which to fully experience the concept of having McDonalds for breakfast.

seepage

Had a snack in a vegan place today. What flavour crisps did they bung on the plate to accompany it? Roast Chicken.

mjwilson

Quote from: Gurke and Hare on September 16, 2020, 11:22:19 AM
Corn based snack, so not technically crisps.

Check out the crisp police here

Dex Sawash

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on September 16, 2020, 01:39:56 PM
does bk have a breakfast menu? i've never tried it.

Croissanwich over here, they're OKish


touchingcloth

Quote from: icehaven on September 16, 2020, 02:14:36 PM
Not at the moment though as they still aren't doing the bagels, and they're the most representative item by which to fully experience the concept of having McDonalds for breakfast.

So we force a non-bagel item on him now, and get him to do a comparison when they're available again.

touchingcloth

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 16, 2020, 01:36:33 PM
He's a Burger King man is he?

I've heard he drinks so much wine from a McBox most evenings that he's really not fussed which chain serves his fast food. "Ello 'sat deliver oo ah just eat 's it k can yer make food comeroundmaouse please yer not arsed wharever nando 'donalds whareversthesoones please".

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Dex Sawash on September 16, 2020, 06:51:51 PM
Croissanwich over here, they're OKish



It looks exactly like what a north American would make if forced to go through a hotel 'continental breakfast' at gunpoint.

Ferris

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on September 16, 2020, 07:46:49 PM
It looks exactly like what a north American would make if forced to go through a hotel 'continental breakfast' at gunpoint.

Loving the folded egg as well, like a discarded mattress

touchingcloth

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 16, 2020, 07:50:44 PM
Loving the folded egg as well, like a discarded mattress

That's what that is? A yellow, rectangular egg? How does that improve it in any way? The rest of it looks, y'know, not great, but fine...but a yellow, rectangular, folded egg? The work of a lunatic.

Ferris

Quote from: touchingcloth on September 16, 2020, 07:56:57 PM
That's what that is? A yellow, rectangular egg? How does that improve it in any way? The rest of it looks, y'know, not great, but fine...but a yellow, rectangular, folded egg? The work of a lunatic.

Presumably they boil huge rolls of it then cut squares off when required like loft insulation.

Sebastian Cobb

It's eggy-bread isn't it?

I know you can get pre-formed 'long-eggs' for slicing/shoving into big long pork pies.


Ferris

You can't put eggy bread inside a sandwich! Common decency wouldn't allow it!

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

How would you like your egg done mate?
Long.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 16, 2020, 08:39:02 PM
You can't put eggy bread inside a sandwich! Common decency wouldn't allow it!

Oh god that means the alternative is pressed scrambled egg,

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