Topic: Sausage & egg McBacon

[FerriswheelBueller]

Oh god that means the alternative is pressed scrambled egg,

Convinced that’s what it is. The square shape belies it’s origin of rolls and rolls of flat pressed egg, with squares press-cut to be assembled in croissant. Mcdonalds probably have a circle cutter and crimp them out for their McMuffins leaving loads of wasted corner bits. All pressed egg corner bits straight in the bin.

Made myself feel ill now.

[Dex Sawash]

Ive eaten hundreds of those ham/egg/chz BK croissanwiches[1] and never had an egg that looked overcooked or that showed any sign of surface variation or even a browned edge. No idea what sort of machine cooks and folds the eggs. I assume it happens somewhere else. They definitely assemble and microwave wave them in the BK, you can see them fiddling with them back there.

1.	were 2/$2 for a decade or more

[Thursday]

Thinking about Sausage and Egg McBacon guy. What do you think he's doing right now?

[Glebe]

Thinking about Sausage and Egg McBacon guy. What do you think he's doing right now?

Eating Sausage and Egg McBacon.

[FerriswheelBueller]

feel like pure shit just want sausage and egg mcbacon

[Sebastian Cobb]

feel like pure shit just want sausage and egg mcbacon

This could be my 'live, laugh, love'.

[paruses]

This could be my 'live, laugh, love'.

Someone on here must be able to turn it into that funny Chinese writing for the tattooist.

[touchingcloth]

Thinking about Sausage and Egg McBacon guy. What do you think he's doing right now?

He sadly received no bacon, no sausage and no egg as regrettably I murdered him.

Well according to this, he's starting to bloat and have bloody foam drip from his face. Assuming the dingoes haven't cleared up.

[Bazooka]

Someone on here must be able to turn it into that funny Chinese writing for the tattooist.

It was as joint effort between me and my girlfriend, she did the Chinese obviously, 'Mc' doesn't translate unfortunately:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋 mcbacon

[paruses]

It was as joint effort between me and my girlfriend, she did the Chinese obviously, 'Mc' doesn't translate unfortunately:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋 mcbacon

Brilliant. Reckon that will fit across my shoulders. Cheers

[drummersaredeaf]

Moment on the lips, lifetime on the shoulders.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Possibly a bit dim/ignorant, but I wonder if it's more of a pain in the arse being dyslexic in places that use logograms, or if it's just unfamiliarity? I'd guess so given there's more than 26 symbols to misconstrue, and the information per symbol is denser. Never really considered it before.

[touchingcloth]

It was as joint effort between me and my girlfriend, she did the Chinese obviously

I bet she did, the dirty old bollocks.

[Bazooka]

麦当劳咸肉 三明治   咸肉
MacDonald xiánròu Sānmíngzhì, I was wrong MacDonald's is麦当劳 Màidāngláo

MacDonald salty meat

So the full tattoo would be:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋

[touchingcloth]

Google gave me a phonetic as well as English translation:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋

Gǎnjué xiàng chúncuì de gǒu shǐ zhǐshì xiǎng xiāngcháng hé jīdàn

Careful, mate. Racist, that. Careful.

[paruses]

麦当劳咸肉 三明治   咸肉
MacDonald xiánròu Sānmíngzhì, I was wrong MacDonald's is麦当劳 Màidāngláo

MacDonald salty meat

So the full tattoo would be:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋

Just want to check that last line is the full tattoo - don't want to look stupid.

[Bazooka]

It is, and reads like an ancient Chinese proverb.

[FerriswheelBueller]

麦当劳咸肉 三明治   咸肉
MacDonald xiánròu Sānmíngzhì, I was wrong MacDonald's is麦当劳 Màidāngláo

MacDonald salty meat

So the full tattoo would be:

感觉像纯粹的狗屎只是想香肠和鸡蛋

“It feels like pure shit just want sausage and eggs”

That’s a great tattoo.

[touchingcloth]

What is it it China if you change shit to shite?

[Dex Sawash]

What is it it China if you change shit to shite?

Alchemy

[Bazooka]

China McDonald's Breakfast Menu:

Scrambled Egg German Flavor Sausage Burger Single Meal
Double Grilled Chicken Muffin(the texture is not pleasant, had one bite and binned it)
Sausage McMuffin
Egg McMuffin
Egg Sausage Muffin
Big Breakfast
Bacon Big Breakfast
Congee with Pickled Cabbage and Bamboo Shoot Combo(rice porridge and a hash brown on the side)
)
Congee with Chicken and Preserved Egg
Congee with Chicken and Salted Egg Yolk
Scrambled Egg Sausage Burger
Scrambled Egg Cheese Burger
Scrambled Egg German Flavor Sausage Burger
German Flavor Sausage Mornig Wrap(hash brown inside)
Pineapple Pie
Banana Pie
Tarro Pie
Asian Dough Stick
Large Corn Cup(tub of sweet corn))
Ham Morning Wrap (a McHam)
Energetic Egg

https://4008-517-517.cn/cn/browse/menu.html

I've only ever had the McSausage McMuffin because wobbly eggs (only eat scrambled eggs or omelettes and only cooked by me)are my Achilles heel in the food world, the energetic egg strikes fear into me, and the Bacon Big Breakfast is like a luncheon meat frisby, but no McBacon allowed in the people's Republic.

[Better Midlands]

Congee with Chicken and Preserved Egg

Mother and Child McReunion

[Consignia]

Love Google's overally literal translation of the McChinese Menu:



"Ping Board" support
Domineering five colours
"Chicken" can't be lost

[Sebastian Cobb]

what's that purple stuff?

[NoSleep]

Apple and something, by the looks.

[Consignia]

It's Taro, that purple sweet potato thing.

[Sebastian Cobb]

in an apple pie pastry? dirty bastards.

[steve98]

Least it's not dog, that's something.

[NoSleep]

in an apple pie pastry? dirty bastards.

I wasn't looking at the fresh apple pieces that must be the dessert. But it does look like a ronald's apple pie.

[Marner and Me]

Double egg McBat