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Glebe

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Celebrities still doing things in places.
« on: September 14, 2020, 01:32:20 PM »
Jilly Cooper prepares an egg bap in an underpass near Kent.

Ronnie O' Sullivan munches cress somewhere in Bournemouth.

Hailee Steinfeld boomerangs a dolphin off Puget Sound.

Larry Hagman's ghost punts ectoplasmic nonsense about Horsham.


Glebe

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2020, 05:19:36 PM »
Tony Blackburn gets a job working for British Rail, where he pops up at random train windows around the country with a big smile on his face.

Lorraine Kelly shoves a ham and cheese panini into the swing-lid bin at her Ayrshire getaway mobile home "cos it had a bit of hair on it".

Brenda Blethyn trundles on a unicycle in a portaloo at Glastonbury.

Joe Wilkinson is shot out of a cannon for charity in Skegness. He lands somewhere out to sea, and is never seen again.

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2020, 05:43:57 PM »
Vicki Michelle trips on a loose paving stone in Twickenham and writes a polite letter to the council about it, dabbing the page with a tiny amount of novichock before going to dinner with Mark Curry.


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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2020, 09:55:36 PM »
Robert Smith haunts a dim corner of a Bristol library.

Giles Brandreth buys special cream from a discreet Kensington chemists.

Peter Hitchens daydreams worriedly atop Glastonbury Tor.

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2020, 01:11:06 AM »
Darth Vader having a shit in Sevenoaks.



Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2020, 12:43:22 PM »
Dave Benson Philips enjoys a Snickers in Market Harborough

Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2020, 01:02:32 PM »
Ryan Gosling unsuccessfully haggles over the price of a belt sander in Wickes. He's not going to crack though.

Charizard waits outside his local branch of Halifax, which was supposed to open at 9.

Emma Kennedy sits alone in her local artisan tea room and patisserie: noshing on a cream tea, endlessly retweeting, dangerously befuddled.[1]
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Glebe

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2020, 02:54:03 PM »
Mike Patton buys a blue Honda Civic at a car dealership in Bromley.

Tessa Peake-Jones emails a photo of an OFAH mural she spotted in Llanelli. 'Thanks Tess, David thought that wiz great! I'm replying because he not tech savvy, Luv Mrs. Jasson.' comes the reply.

James Acaster has an emotional meltdown on a canoe trip in Ontario.

Ronnie Pickering breaks up with his wife and goes out on the pull, but he ends up nervously sitting in Dunkin' Donuts for the whole day.

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2020, 04:38:40 PM »
Mick Hill still contemplates a tin of beans with sausages in Warrington

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2020, 04:56:24 PM »
Pete Waterman crashes his grandchild's new drone into a bandstand in a Bournemouth park.

Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2020, 06:03:21 PM »
Trevor McDonald kicks a cornish pasty into the ocean off Clevedon Pier

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2020, 09:04:07 PM »
Jim Davidson bursts open in a ferry toilet.


Glebe

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2020, 09:53:03 PM »
Kathy Bates purchases a pineapple swiss roll in a Co-Op near Sturridge.

James Hetfield rams a tortoise into an air vent around Lyon.

Tina Turner drives a Flymo through Camberwell, laughing joyously all the way!

Jacob Rees-Mogg kills a man in Harrow and buries him in a dumpster.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2020, 08:29:21 PM »
Michael Caine sails into Dover on a solid-gold yacht screaming "FUCK THE ARGIES!"

Tom Holland buys a pair of sensible shoes in a thrift store in Pittsburgh.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #14 on: Yesterday at 12:55:18 PM »
Lionel Blair phones the AA from a layby in Derbyshire. "Me cars broke down, please send help! Thanks AA!"

Simple as that.

Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #15 on: Yesterday at 01:05:44 PM »
Lulu struggles to reach a packet of stuffing mix on a high shelf in Waitrose in Glasgow's leafy west end.

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Re: Celebrities still doing things in places.
« Reply #16 on: Yesterday at 02:07:38 PM »
Shania Twain buffs a dolphin's anus at the Sea Life Centre, Blackpool

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