Celebrities still doing things in places.

[Glebe]

Jennifer Lopez cradles a corncrake beneath the snowy eaves of a manse in Bavaria.

Japer Carrot pacifies a mad cleric during a trip to medieval France via a "time vortex".

Joanna Newsom pens an ode to Dick Van Dyke whilst doing 80mph on a unicycle down Sunset Boulevard.

Candice Bergen sates her lust for drawing pins by visiting Drawing Pin World, a pop-up store in a mall in Arkansas.

[Glebe]

Jodie Comer moves to Shoreditch and gifts an old Monopoly set to new neighbour Adam Woodyatt. "There's a few pieces missing Adam, but it should be fine otherwise."

It is alleged that Mike Winters spent the summer of 2003 in London screaming obscenities at pigeons for kicks.

Victoria Derbyshire puts Sally Gunnell into a shopping trolley and pushes her around the Brecon Beacons until she "feels knackered, Sally."

Tim Henman gets fed up and pushes a display of scampi flavoured fries over in a newsagent in Knightsbridge. He returns the next day to apologise for his behaviour. "Don't worry about it, Tim," replies the newsie.

[Glebe]

Darcey Bussell traipses about Runcorn inquiring as to the validity of rumours concerning Len Goodman's alleged over-consumption of Fox's Glacier Mints.

Louise Redknapp discusses international finance with a frog in a glade in Hampshire.

Millie Bobby Brown is mistaken for John Sergeant during a routine bomb alert exercise at the Welsh BAFTAs.

Miriam Margolyes writes an essay about Rough Trade records atop a pylon in Braemar.

[Glebe]

Nigel Mansell rolls a Creme Egg down an incline in Dakar.

Mick Hucknall desecrates a mulberry bush by spraying a load of silly sting on it, Herts.

Jill Biden leaves a packet of onion rings on a chair in the Oval Office for her hubby. "That'll cheer him up!"

Kylie Minogue uses some Krav Maga moves on Alex Jones after Jones suggests that Minogue's perfume is "manky" in a pub in Dunstable.

[Glebe]

Demi Lovato catapults a load of pop tarts at Iran from a hill in Turkey.

David Harbour shoves a hero sandwich into Michael Bay's gob and screams "SAY GOODNIGHT TO THE BAD GUY!" in a deli in San  Francisco.

Matt Baker destroys a man's vegetable patch in a fit of jealousy, Crouch End.

Tess Daly roller-skates to Bremen to buy some cloves.

[Glebe]

Ronnie Pickering drives around Galloway screaming "DO YE JOCKS KNOW WHO YON RONNIE PICKERING AM?"

Mischa Barton unicycles about Scarborough throwing varieties of crisps (Space Raiders, Frisps, etc.) to nearby bystanders.

Brendan Gleeson buys a new haversack in a branch of Marks & Sparks in Clonmel.

Billy Idol pushes a dolphin to breaking point during dramatic scenes off the coast of Belize.

[Glebe]

Penelope Wilton accuses Fern Britton of not putting her recyclables in the right bin during a row outside a pub in Devonshire.

Jackson Pollack once squirted a load of Shocking Pink all over a canvas behind a bike shed in Sheffield and cried, "There you go lads, £2 million!"

Derren Brown gets his nads trapped in a faulty lift door in Bradford.

Tony Iommi consumes a full net bag of mandarin oranges and gets a does of the trots, Sleaford.

[The Bumlord]

James Spader follows through in WHSmith, East Grinstead.