Author Topic: The Most Wild Rock Stars?  (Read 3380 times)

Petey Pate

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2020, 01:40:37 PM »
Björn and Benny from ABBA once bought ice lollies from a motorway service station even though it was February.

Dirty Boy

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2020, 01:56:19 PM »
Mike Patton once slagged off Wolfmother as "dated".

Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2020, 02:06:04 PM »
Motley Crue once stuck it to the man by doing an actual shit in a hotel hairdryer. The staff and cleaners on minimum wage thought it was hilarious!

The Mollusk

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2020, 02:09:17 PM »
Motley Crue once stuck it to the man by doing an actual shit in a hotel hairdryer. The staff and cleaners on minimum wage thought it was hilarious!

To be fair, I don't think any of that reckless touring behaviour was attempting to make a statement. They were just being cunts, largely owed to the fact that they were cunts.

Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2020, 03:56:10 PM »
There's a bootleg tape of Cliff Richard singing 'Mistletoe and Crime'

Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2020, 04:23:27 PM »
Peter Doherty of The Babyshambles polished off this massive fry up all in one go. What a card!


Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2020, 04:37:46 PM »
There's a bootleg tape of Cliff Richard singing 'Mistletoe and Crime'

Missing Toe and Crime.

daf

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2020, 04:48:23 PM »
I hope that's just brown sauce under those fingernails!




Glebe

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2020, 04:54:15 PM »
Vince Neil once got hooked on Nytol. For a week.

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2020, 04:58:47 PM »
Peter Doherty of The Babyshambles polished off this massive fry up all in one go. What a card!


Elementary my dear Barât.

Captain Crunch

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2020, 05:05:09 PM »
Senseless Things wouldn't play unless they were promised a Kinder Egg EACH after the show. 

Brundle-Fly

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2020, 05:46:05 PM »
The Tubes have got form.

Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2020, 06:00:53 PM »
Miles Davis once murmured racial slurs down his trumpet at a child to get it to go to sleep.

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2020, 06:37:50 PM »
Lil' Boy George would rather have a cup of tea than chain a rent boy to the radiator and bang up some smack.

Glebe

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2020, 06:40:31 PM »
Senseless Things wouldn't play unless they were promised a Kinder Egg EACH after the show.

That beats That Petrol Emotions' insistence on two Creme Eggs on their rider.

kalowski

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2020, 07:00:00 PM »
Don't talk to me about brown M & Ms.
Jermaine Stewart used to use them as tiddlywinks backstage.

Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2020, 07:19:25 PM »
Lil' Boy George would rather have a cup of tea than chain a rent boy to the radiator and bang up some smack.

Boy George appears to now deny that it ever happened.

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2020, 07:34:48 PM »
The Motley Crue lot are pretty hard to beat. You get the impression all the stuff thats in the Dirt is only the tip of the iceberg and the stuff that they can, or rather want, to remember and thats vaguely printable.

Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2020, 08:20:26 PM »
Boy George appears to now deny that it ever happened.

I suppose it beats the producers of The Voice just pretending that it never happened.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2020, 08:35:53 PM »
I quite like the more banal rumours tbh. Like how Rod Stewart is both notoriously tight and gets stroppy about it when it's mentioned, e.g. Ronnie Wood describing him as 'tighter than two coats of paint'.

Rizla

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #50 on: September 15, 2020, 08:40:43 PM »
The Motley Crue lot are pretty hard to beat. You get the impression all the stuff thats in the Dirt is only the tip of the iceberg and the stuff that they can, or rather want, to remember and thats vaguely printable.
The thing about them disguising the smell of other women's genitals from their girlfriends by putting themselves inside of an egg burrito (in itself a disgusting prospect) seems a bit far fetched to me. Were there no wet wipes back then?

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #51 on: September 15, 2020, 08:42:11 PM »
Miles Davis once murmured racial slurs down his trumpet at a child to get it to go to sleep.

But the question is

Should he have?

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #52 on: September 15, 2020, 08:53:22 PM »
Art Garfunkel is notorious for saying "another think coming". He knows it's wrong, he just does it to annoy people.

Glebe

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2020, 08:55:37 PM »
Art Garfunkel is notorious for saying "another think coming". He knows it's wrong, he just does it to annoy people.

I know people love posting upsetting, triggering stuff on here, but I really didn't need to hear that.

Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2020, 08:56:21 PM »
I quite like the more banal rumours tbh. Like how Rod Stewart is both notoriously tight and gets stroppy about it when it's mentioned, e.g. Ronnie Wood describing him as 'tighter than two coats of paint'.

I've heard Jimmy Page is pretty tight too. Heard a story of him haggling over the price of some plectrums in a bargain bin in a Denmark st store.

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2020, 08:57:10 PM »
I know people love posting upsetting, triggering stuff on here, but I really didn't need to hear that.

I really am so very sorry, Glebe. But Garfunkel is the real monster here, not me.

Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #56 on: September 15, 2020, 09:12:28 PM »
I've heard Jimmy Page is pretty tight too. Heard a story of him haggling over the price of some plectrums in a bargain bin in a Denmark st store.

In the outlandish tell-all Led Zep book Hammer of the Gods, it's suggested he prefers a lot of things tight.

The Mollusk

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2020, 09:22:37 PM »
The thing about them disguising the smell of other women's genitals from their girlfriends by putting themselves inside of an egg burrito (in itself a disgusting prospect) seems a bit far fetched to me. Were there no wet wipes back then?

There were, but Mōttleŷ Krūewė were notorious sticklers for environmental issues and if they used regular tissues they would break up and cling to all the putrid open sores and discharge on their members.

Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2020, 09:44:10 PM »

Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords has let himself go (to get contact lenses)


I read the whole article and still not got the slightest idea what a knocker is, I'm afraid.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: The Most Wild Rock Stars?
« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2020, 10:04:51 PM »
I mean cm on

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