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Rizla

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Dogspunkbucket PI
« on: September 15, 2020, 04:40:49 AM »
It's a detective that's a bucket full of dog's cum

INTERIOR - COUNTRY HOUSE

DEAD BODY ON THE FLOOR SURROUNDED BY PENGUINS

LORD BALLCHESTER - where are my skeleton soldiers

LADY BALLCHESTER - fighting in France dickhead. War, remember? What about this penguin corpse scenario?

LORD BALLCHESTER - Fuck knows mate. something'll turn up

DOGSPUNKBUCKET PI - (offscreen) Someone - or something?

LADY BALLCHESTER - what? like a bucket of dogspunk that solves crimes? haha that'll be the day! pull the other one!

 - DOGSPUNKBUCKET P.I EMERGES FROM THE SHADOWS

DOGSPUNKBUCKET P.I - let me guess - it's got bells on?

LADY BALLCHESTER - what? how did you know about my poisoned bells?

DOGSPUNKBUCKET PI - haha I never said they were poisoned did I. Landed yourself right in it!

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