Main Menu

Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Support CaB

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

March 28, 2024, 07:50:45 PM

Login with username, password and session length

Dogspunkbucket PI

Started by Rizla, September 15, 2020, 04:40:49 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Rizla

It's a detective that's a bucket full of dog's cum

INTERIOR - COUNTRY HOUSE

DEAD BODY ON THE FLOOR SURROUNDED BY PENGUINS

LORD BALLCHESTER - where are my skeleton soldiers

LADY BALLCHESTER - fighting in France dickhead. War, remember? What about this penguin corpse scenario?

LORD BALLCHESTER - Fuck knows mate. something'll turn up

DOGSPUNKBUCKET PI - (offscreen) Someone - or something?

LADY BALLCHESTER - what? like a bucket of dogspunk that solves crimes? haha that'll be the day! pull the other one!

- DOGSPUNKBUCKET P.I EMERGES FROM THE SHADOWS

DOGSPUNKBUCKET P.I - let me guess - it's got bells on?

LADY BALLCHESTER - what? how did you know about my poisoned bells?

DOGSPUNKBUCKET PI - haha I never said they were poisoned did I. Landed yourself right in it!

etc