Jim Davidson in Racist Rant Shocker

[Cold Meat Platter]

What does GC stand for? It's not the gobstopper in the URL. Is it Gender Critical? Glaikit Cunt?

[Cold Meat Platter]

Just realised there is room in the market for a Tommy Robinson tribute act. £££££££££££££££££££

[Cold Meat Platter]

From the same site: holy fucking shit

[Sebastian Cobb]

looks like a hooky megadrive cartridge, lol.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Impeccable baldness curation, whatever generation of home video computer game console he exists in.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

It will be weird when Jim Davidson dies. He's a cunt, nobody likes him apart from his hardcore gammon fans, but he's famous enough to warrant obituaries and, maybe, a BBC newsreader doing their 'sad voice' if there's not much else to report that day.

The likes of Tarbuck, if he's still alive, will presumably be corralled for soundbites. "Jim was never politically correct, he went a bit too far sometimes, but he was a great entertainer. A terrible loss."

[Cold Meat Platter]

"Very much of the old school...Didn't suffer fools gladly...A colourful character...Cheeky and fun-loving" i.e. Cunt.

[Cold Meat Platter]

You would have known him for his appearances in:

Big Cunt
The Generation Cunt
Up the Elephant and Round the Complete Arsehole
Home You Utter, Utter Cunt!

[Famous Mortimer]

Is there any situation in which Royston would not endorse a tribute act? He doesn't seem like someone with any concept of quality control.

Perhaps, like former(?) circuit comedian The White Chris Rock, Mr Vasey would be less than thrilled with The Black Roy Chubby Brown.

[Cold Meat Platter]

BOBBY DAZZLER

https://www.scottjordan.co.uk/acts/bobby-dazzler.html

"Good clean, a little cheeky, comedy, with some vocals & impressions, very much like a Freddie Star/Brian Conley/ type show, Since turning proffesoinal in 1993 Bobby has worked all over the world, hotels abroad, cruise ships, all UK holiday parks, theatres, Pantomime every year since 1998, recently headlining as Buttons- in Cinderella at Welwyn Garden City."

[Famous Mortimer]

I had to email Scott Jordan entertainment to correct the spelling and punctuation mistakes, it was too much to bear.

[QDRPHNC]

proffesoinal

[jamiefairlie]

looks like a hooky megadrive cartridge, lol.

'get yer fookin hands off my fookin game!"

[Shaky]

BOBBY DAZZLER

https://www.scottjordan.co.uk/acts/bobby-dazzler.html

"Good clean, a little cheeky, comedy, with some vocals & impressions, very much like a Freddie Star/Brian Conley/ type show, Since turning proffesoinal in 1993 Bobby has worked all over the world, hotels abroad, cruise ships, all UK holiday parks, theatres, Pantomime every year since 1998, recently headlining as Buttons- in Cinderella at Welwyn Garden City."

He looks, sounds and probably smells exactly how you'd expect from a name and blurb like that.

[jamiefairlie]

It will be weird when Jim Davidson dies. He's a cunt, nobody likes him apart from his hardcore gammon fans, but he's famous enough to warrant obituaries and, maybe, a BBC newsreader doing their 'sad voice' if there's not much else to report that day.

The likes of Tarbuck, if he's still alive, will presumably be corralled for soundbites. "Jim was never politically correct, he went a bit too far sometimes, but he was a great entertainer. A terrible loss."

Surely Tarby will be in the great golf club in the sky with Brucie, Ronnie and the rest soon enough.

[SpiderChrist]

Isn't Tarbuck dead? I thought Tarbuck was dead. WHY ISN'T TARBUCK DEAD?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Had to look it up - didn't take long. It's just...there... a poor 'impression' singing, then a few spoken lines over the middle eight, then a kids choir. https://youtu.be/J5QH5MyBCPI

Comments below it include people remembering seeing it on Tiswas and TOTP. Plus the usual 'he's not racist and PC has gone too far' comments

If that has been Lenny Henry as Algernon Razzamataz, with a few lots of "oooooookayyyyyyyy' thrown in, it would have probably been a hit.

[Mister Six]

Is that guy actually brown-skinned, or is it just a shit photo? Or is he wearing facepaint so he can come onstage and do a blackface "joke"? Something along the lines of "It's not blackface - it's Roy Chubby Brownface - you cunts! Ahahahhshhsaahahshhfjjkfk."

I suspect it's probably the latter given his pink lips, but now I'm feeling queasy from zooming in on that picture for too long.

[Hey Kidz]

Surely those acts have to be endorsed? You can't just go around doing someone else's act word for word and dressing as them without permission.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Yeah, but who would care enough to stop you without financial reward? Nobody.

[Fambo Number Mive]

EDIT: bit unfair if it's original material.

[Tony Tony Tony]

What does GC stand for? It's not the gobstopper in the URL. Is it Gender Critical? Glaikit Cunt?

Oddly enough it most likely stands for Gran Canaria where the tribute act was hatched and first performed. At least that's what I glean from looking at the website https://www.chubbygobstopper.com/ where you can read the full story behind the man behind Chubby GC.   

[Famous Mortimer]

Unmasked! At last!

[El Unicornio, mang]

From the same site: holy fucking shit

Wouldn't the ultimate Peter Kay experience be Peter Kay?

[Shit Good Nose]

Oddly enough it most likely stands for Gran Canaria where the tribute act was hatched and first performed. At least that's what I glean from looking at the website https://www.chubbygobstopper.com/ where you can read the full story behind the man behind Chubby GC.   

Promo vid on that - blatantly performing to an empty room.

[Dr Rock]

Surely those acts have to be endorsed? You can't just go around doing someone else's act word for word and dressing as them without permission.

the website says
'An 80-90 minute show of original comedy performed in the style of Chubby Brown'

[petril]

It will be weird when Jim Davidson dies. He's a cunt, nobody likes him apart from his hardcore gammon fans, but he's famous enough to warrant obituaries and, maybe, a BBC newsreader doing their 'sad voice' if there's not much else to report that day.

The likes of Tarbuck, if he's still alive, will presumably be corralled for soundbites. "Jim was never politically correct, he went a bit too far sometimes, but he was a great entertainer. A terrible loss."

imagine when Davro goes and we collectively get very specificially sick of the clip with the stocks and the phrases "Health and Safety" and "training video"

[Phoenix Lazarus]

It will be weird when Jim Davidson dies. He's a cunt, nobody likes him apart from his hardcore gammon fans, but he's famous enough to warrant obituaries and, maybe, a BBC newsreader doing their 'sad voice' if there's not much else to report that day.

The likes of Tarbuck, if he's still alive, will presumably be corralled for soundbites. "Jim was never politically correct, he went a bit too far sometimes, but he was a great entertainer. A terrible loss."

He'll now get a more laudatory obituary than Rolf Harris

[thenoise]

Would the black chubby reverse the race/religious baiting for extra lulz?

"Fookin cant even say happy fookin Eid anymore, was I fookin dozing when this stopped being a fookin Muslim country?

Them fookin Christens believe in reincarnation - theres no such fookin thing! If there was such a thing as reincarnation I'd have been reincarnated as Whoopi Goldberg's fookin tampon!"

It's certainly no less funny.

[kalowski]

BOBBY DAZZLER

https://www.scottjordan.co.uk/acts/bobby-dazzler.html

"Good clean, a little cheeky, comedy, with some vocals & impressions, very much like a Freddie Star/Brian Conley/ type show, Since turning proffesoinal in 1993 Bobby has worked all over the world, hotels abroad, cruise ships, all UK holiday parks, theatres, Pantomime every year since 1998, recently headlining as Buttons- in Cinderella at Welwyn Garden City."

I hope everyone enjoyed his wry observations of life as a child and the hilarious thing parents said.