US Elections 2020 III - Mo Cuntery for Old Men

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

An internet prankster has done a pro-socialism cartoon in the Ben Garrison style. In fact he's done several but this may be the best.

Look at Marx's right leg. The artist has given him a massive knob.

Replacing every instance of Trump in a Ben Garrison cartoon with Karl Marx is a brilliant concept, up there with the original Garfield Minus Garfield. I hope they continue.

[Mr Banlon]

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hope-hicks-president-trumps-closest-advisers-tests-positive/story?id=73377363&cid=social_twitter_abcn

[Ferris]

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hope-hicks-president-trumps-closest-advisers-tests-positive/story?id=73377363&cid=social_twitter_abcn

Come on 2020, you owe us this you crock of shit year.

[Mister Six]

Keep forgetting to mention that this is the best titled thread in CaB history.

[Mr Banlon]

"Hope Hicks, who has been working so hard without even taking a small break, has just tested positive for Covid 19. Terrible! The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!"

Quarantine will be quite handy if he wants to get out of the next debate.

[mojo filters]

Trump and First Lady both just officially tested positive!

[Urinal Cake]

Apparently the Original Trump died from the Spanish Flu. Will history repeat?

[Zetetic]

Presumably his murder at the hands of the deep state will have some fairly unpleasant consequences.

[brat-sampson]

Die slow, cunt!

[Mr Banlon]

Fucking inevitable though wasn't it ?

[zomgmouse]

TRUMP DIES OF COVID

DURING THE DEBATE HE PASSES IT ON TO BIDEN, WHO ALSO DIES

BERNIE LAST-MINUTE COMES IN

very real things that will definitely occur

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

After the sympathy vote, you reckon!?

[ajsmith2]

Admission that he bombed in the last debate and an excuse to sit the next two out while, as you say, accruing bonus 'boo hoo get well soon' sympathy votes?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It does seem like they had to have this one in the locker as a tactic.

[Mobius]

I just don't see this being bullshit. Half of his supporters don't even believe it exists. Imagine the mental gymnastics they're performing right now.

He was ripping the shit out of Biden for wearing a mask and looking like a tit just 48 hours ago. Trump would never admit to being sick, he's obsessed with looking hard.

Unless it's all 4d chess and he's about to expose the deep state obviously

[Urinal Cake]

Trump probably believes everybody else died because of a lack of willpower or bad breeding. He doesn't believe he can die.

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

Imagine the mental gymnastics they're performing right now.

They perform those gymnastics on the daily, on almost every issue. I wouldn't underestimate their capacity for cognitive dissonance. Also when he comes back in a week or so after being asymptomatic or with light symptoms only, they'll be able to say "see it's all a big hoax, it's no worse than a cold or flu!" and talk about their big strong man President who beat it easily.

Much as I'd love him to get in grave I don't want to get my hopes up and have them dashed again.

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

Edit - I'm a double posting idiot

[Paul Calf]

I thought he'd already had it. Is this a Mandela Moment?

[Paul Calf]

Anyway, he won't die of it. He'll have the best respiratory doctors in the world constantly watching and monitoring him not some retired senior nurse trying to intubate him in the Lousiana Superdome.

He'll survive it and come back even more obnoxious than before. And probably delay the elelction on this pretext.

[Urinal Cake]

First Prince Charles and now Trump.

[buttgammon]

How are his fans going to reconcile this? A lot of QAnon people will find their braincell overheating today.

[jobotic]

This is great news if he dies or becomes seriously ill but a fucking disaster if he's fine, which he will be.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

How are his fans going to reconcile this? A lot of QAnon people will find their braincell overheating today.

Er um I think you will find the ELITES are trying to con Trump he has covid, Poor guy, what a leader he could have been if they weren't trying to sabotage his Presidency

[Mr Banlon]

https://twitter.com/JohnCammo/status/1306863435125202946

[steve98]

"Remember, Hope is a good thing, and no good thing ever dies."

O thank you Hope, thank you.



Give that woman the Nobel Peace Prize.

[buttgammon]

Er um I think you will find the ELITES are trying to con Trump he has covid, Poor guy, what a leader he could have been if they weren't trying to sabotage his Presidency

Or - it is real (sort of) and the Chinese are trying to kill him with it.

[Zetetic]

Yep. Has enormous potential as an excuse for violence.

[pigamus]

Or - it is real (sort of) and the Chinese are trying to kill him with it.

They'll just go with the "It's a tactic and he's a genius" angle.

[druss]

Boris had a bit of a surge in approval when he was ill. Americans in general are a patriotic bunch and could see them rallying round a sick president even if he was openly mocking social distancing and claiming the virus to be a fake news.